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Joined December 2009
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this is what CZ doing to ct every couple months
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taps the Charlie Munger sign
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good place to derisk
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Russell Brand casually dropping a gambling website ad in the middle of his Christian prayer podcast.
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> 2026 will be my year > me in November:
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imo crypto is the only place where a bum with zero skills can still lose everything and call it a learning experience
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Day 311 of manifesting Hyperliquid season 3
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As of today you need to earn $7869 per week To have the same spending power a minimum wage boomer kid had in 1971.
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The fascinating thing about crypto is that you’ll find some of the smartest, most brilliant minds in the world here, alongside some of the absolute lowest IQ individuals to ever walk this planet
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sentiment check
they hate & insult conciouss beras like me till we survive the winter and scoop up all coins at a discount imma have a black friday winter is coming guys
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If crypto doesn’t work out, wtf are we even suppose to do ??? Start a business ? Get a job ? Bruh I have no talents Selling worthless shitters is the only thing I’ve ever known 🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️
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the next wave of founders will all be marketers it's easier for a creative to learn to build than for an engineer to learn how to generate attention building keeps getting easier and marketing keeps getting harder
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making money gets rid of your money problems and reveals every other problem you had i’m not talking billions. realistic ct example: going from worrying about rent to having six figures the quest for money is a fog. when you’re living paycheck to paycheck you never have to go face to face with who you actually are, because there’s always a more urgent problem. the money is the excuse and the distraction at the same time that’s why the two extremes of society are the most honest people you’ll meet. the rich guy on the yacht and the bum on the street. the quest is over for both of them. it ended above the norm or below it, and either way there’s nothing left to chase, so there’s nothing left to perform everyone in the middle is still lost in the fog
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civilization ran out of dopamine
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You can sail straight from Italy to Venezuela without hitting land
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Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer) He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
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The top 1% made it possible to get anything delivered right to your door within a day. The bottom 1% will steal it off your porch.
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young people are basically gambling everything they have for a chance to get what boomers did by doing nothing
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LIFE UPDATE:
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