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Russell Brand casually dropping a gambling website ad in the middle of his Christian prayer podcast.
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As of today you need to earn
$7869 per week
To have the same spending power a minimum wage boomer kid had in 1971.
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If crypto doesn’t work out, wtf are we even suppose to do ???
Start a business ? Get a job ? Bruh I have no talents
Selling worthless shitters is the only thing I’ve ever known 🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
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making money gets rid of your money problems and reveals every other problem you had
i’m not talking billions. realistic ct example: going from worrying about rent to having six figures
the quest for money is a fog. when you’re living paycheck to paycheck you never have to go face to face with who you actually are, because there’s always a more urgent problem. the money is the excuse and the distraction at the same time
that’s why the two extremes of society are the most honest people you’ll meet. the rich guy on the yacht and the bum on the street. the quest is over for both of them. it ended above the norm or below it, and either way there’s nothing left to chase, so there’s nothing left to perform
everyone in the middle is still lost in the fog
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Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer)
He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
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When I buy a house in the UK and have kids, I'll leave them my house as an inheritance.
However, they'll have to pay inheritance tax on it. So for them not to go bankrupt and not to lose the house, I'll leave them extra money to cover the inheritance tax.
However, this extra money is also considered inheritance. So they'll need to pay the taxes on it as well. For them not to go bankrupt, I'm going to leave them a second sum of money to pay for the inheritance tax on the first sum of money.
However, the second sum of money is considered inheritance too. So they'll need to pay the taxes on it as well. For them not to go bankrupt, I'm going to leave them a third sum of money to pay for the inheritance tax on the second sum of money.
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