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ansem told everyone that jotchua was the next wif, promoted a basket of onchain solana new pairs, gaslit everyone whose community's were down bad by saying 'oh bro your meme just isn't good enough, you need to capture attention' then he dropped them all like a stone and began bagworking his own bundled shitcoin for like 10 weeks max, earned something like 3 million dollars in fees whilst spending 0 dollars acquiring the tokens sent to him, whilst telling everyone his coin is going to literally trillions (yes trillions), and that it's going to flip pump (yes flip the billion dollar launchpad token that ansem was launched on) and calling out alon everyday to do the airdrop. and then all of a sudden, at the same time that pumpfun starts doling out cash like it's going out of style to the most notable KOLs in the space (on the condition they become pump maxis and drop everything else) was like you know what that's fucking enough of posting 'gm bulls' with an ai generated slop picture of himself playing chess in a green tainted hellscape ima start shilling zcat on a competing launchpad. after telling everyone that he has never been more bullish on the markets, and his diehard cuckold fans losing millions of dollars on his down only bundled shitcoin $ANSEM he then proceeds to tweet that he's incredibly bearish on the markets and proceeds to short solana with size, after telling his 1 million+ followers that 'i'm CTOing solana and getting everyone to believe in something again' this is the most influential and followed KOL in all of crypto twitter.