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Xcode has started sending me text messages. No, I don't know how

In ur Mac, compiling ur codes
Joined May 2012
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True, Xcode doesn’t tell me how to do my job, but it does take control at times. atomicbird.com/share/IMG_306…
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“Xcode changed stuff in the storyboard. I don’t know why.”
hey what's ur favorite commit message
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Xcode 5.1 was my great-great-great grandapp. atomicbird.com/share/Photo-2…
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BEST #XCODE REVIEW EVAR
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“I have 264 conflicts in my project.pbxproj file when I'm merging two local branches in Xcode. […] What should I do?” Besides, cry?
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"What's the most important hot-key in Xcode? Cmd-Q." -- Brennan Stehling
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txt from Xcode: Xcode: BUILD SUCCESSFULLY! HOORAY! Xcode: also 1 error me: the fuck… would you make up ur mind already -___-
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Xcode: that header doesn’t exist *I thrash around for awhile* X: there it is! Me: hey, that’s where we started X: psyche M: what? X: what?
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I see Xcode as my quirky, slightly unstable friend who occasionally gets drunk in the middle of a work day, shouts nonsense then blacks out
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I updated to Swift 3 again. Maybe it’ll take this time. atomicbird.com/share/2017012…
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Part 3: Some days you just can't click a button. atomicbird.com/share/2016122…
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Part 2: Sometimes Xcode just needs to rest for a moment. atomicbird.com/share/2016122…
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I should be developing on a device anyway, right? atomicbird.com/share/2016122…
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