Pushing through to the present (and trying not to fart in public)
Chicago, IL
Joined March 2009
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My nephew playing the arcade I put together with a name that suggests I'm the band's biggest fan. Truth is I hardly know their music. I just love puns. #ARCADEfire
If I started a Facebook Group called "Guys In Their Mid-40s Who Are Still Naturally Blonde" it would be just me and five dudes from Sweden. #pleaseignorethesunburn – at Indiana, USA
Left my conference and drove two miles to see my amazing sister Dana (at a different conference) talk about branding for @CanidaePetFood (life highlight to see her speak) – at Carlsbad, CA
Cooked #broccoflower and pretty sure this came from another planet. I was hoping there was an alien inside. (there wasn't 😥) – at Chicago, IL
Shoveling with a broom in sandals minus a jacket should be rewarded, not made fun of by a girlfriend who is laughing from inside taking photos. – at Chicago, IL
The weirdest thing about @alyankovic is that he's in the OFFICIAL video for George Harrison's My Sweet Lord. My two favorite things together. youtube.com/watch?v=04v-SdKe…