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ThoughtsFromParis

@tfpHumorBlog

Pushing through to the present (and trying not to fart in public)

 Chicago, IL
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Joined March 2009
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The American Bystander no. 16 Sneak Peek! “Give Yourself a Pat on the Mind!” Artist & Writer: Lars Kenseth (@larskenseth) Order Bystander no. 16: tinyurl.com/bystander16 #theamericanbystander #humor #comedy #parody #satire #artist #larskenseth
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Jenn Knott@jkusesherwords26 Aug 2020
It's my first piece for @WeeklyHumorist & my first collab with the talented @standardtuber! Check out these pillows: weeklyhumorist.com/intention…
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Hearty congratulations to Pulitzer Prize winner (and Bystander!) Barry Blitt, a truly Ruthian talent!
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Dan Duvall@DanDuvallComedy17 Jul 2018
My mom has a podcast but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail
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The Onion
@TheOnion19 Jul 2018
Employee Of The Month Sad It's Already The 19th trib.al/BKclq4Z
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Richard Marx
@richardmarx18 Jul 2018
I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.
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Liz O'Connor@LizOConnor18 May 2017
Join me this Wed. for a webinar on how @WorkplacebyFB can influence culture & the ability to thrive through change: bit.ly/2oPM7VG
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Lose the Cape@LosetheCape31 Mar 2017
Join us for Day Four of the #writepubsell Publishing and #Marketing Conference with @tfpHumorBlog ! ow.ly/BfMh30akBmk
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Join us for Day Four of the #writepubsell Publishing and #Marketing Conference with @tfpHumorBlog ! ow.ly/BfMh30akBmk
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AA@aliskor1510 Mar 2017
check out the latest "Allison & D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems!" (sans me) (and for the record i've *never* dated a guy who drives an IROC) nitter.gq/tfpHumorBlog/status/84…
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My New Post! -Allison (But Not Allison This Time) and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems About Your Best Friend bit.ly/2n5sX1J
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AA@aliskor1515 Feb 2017
Got a problem with your #BFF? Let me and @tfpHumorBlog help! allisonarnone.com/post/15727… #advice #friendship #wednesdaywisdom
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AA@aliskor1514 Feb 2017
#WeMetOnTwitter and now we have a monthly writing/advice column together. this is NOT a love story, though. gross. @tfpHumorBlog
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AA@aliskor1529 Jan 2017
The country is in turmoil but at least @tfpHumorBlog & I can make sure you look good for the apocalypse! New post: allisonarnone.com/post/15654…
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AA@aliskor1517 Jan 2017
Got a problem/question that relates to your physical appearance? Submit 'em here so me and @tfpHumorBlog can help! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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AA@aliskor1516 Jan 2017
Got a problem/question about your look/physical appearance? Let me and @tfpHumorBlog help! allisonarnone.com/post/15596… #beauty #diet #exercise
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AA@aliskor1520 Dec 2016
Let's face it-the #holidays aren't all fun & (reindeer) games. Let me & @tfpHumorBlog solve your #holiday problems! allisonarnone.com/post/15472…
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AA@aliskor1528 Nov 2016
.@tfpHumorBlog & I are back to solve all your #socialmedia related problems! check out our stellar advice here: allisonarnone.com/post/15375…
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AA@aliskor156 Nov 2016
Podcasting with @tfpHumorBlog & talking #dating, #blogging, ventriloquism and more- check it out!: youtu.be/UjaXmk9cGbI
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AA@aliskor1526 Oct 2016
#Parent problems? Let me and @tfpHumorBlog fix 'em! allisonarnone.com/post/15231… #wednesdaywisdom #parenting #humor
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AA@aliskor1513 Oct 2016
Getting some great submissions for this one; keep 'em coming! Allison & D.J. Fix Your #Parent Problems: allisonarnone.com/post/15171…
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