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if harryween was in the uk i’d dress up as kathryn turner director of product development at m&s foods
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I assumed everyone just stanned pinkpantheress automatically like that’s the factory setting
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Adult friendships are basically like… I’m alive. I love you. Life is beating my ass. Talk soon.
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I don't do "bits". Whenever someone tries to do a "bit" with me, I get violent, frustrated, and start screaming, "NO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! NO!!!!!!"
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had no idea the rest of europe was this sheepless. what’s going on
How sheepish is Europe? This map shows the distribution of sheep across Europe. Source: buff.ly/dSfHDOe
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9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime
10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
































