can you ever just be whelmed? I already muted that tweet you’re replying to.

she/her | bay area, ca
Joined May 2007
when you have no idea what’s happening in the world and get to remain blissfully ignorant because you’re a dog
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lindsey marie retweeted
DEFOOOOO THE BOYS ARE BACK @DeForestBuckner @JuiceCheck44 @49ers
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yes: props 1-5, 40 no: 38-39, 41-45 bay area, yes: RTM 40 is the billionaire tax. 41 & 42 were only put on the ballot to cancel out the billionaire tax if it wins. 38 is the immunology one and it sounds good, but it allows a billionaire to steer funding to his pet project.
I’m currently filling out my ballot, I have all the reading material and I’m cross referencing everything. Please California voters, take your time on the measures and state props. This the area that be tripping a lot of you up. Don’t get fooled by how they word things.
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Me and WHO
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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WELCOME HOME
Trade: Colts are sending three-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the 49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @rapsheet. Now Buckner returns to San Francisco, fortifying the 49ers defensive line.
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if I can only see one movie this week, which one should I pick? (I’d probably choose wicker but my local theater doesn’t have it and I need to use my movie credits lol)
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15%whalefall
31%sense & sensibility
54%wildwood
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I’m sorry what
Dept of Education is embracing the "malfoid" meme, a right-wing fan fiction idea about a female Draco Malfoy who Harry Potter could fall in love with. xitter.cf/usedgov/status/2115069…
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lindsey marie retweeted
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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lindsey marie retweeted
at first i was struck by his eloquence, then by his vulnerability and candor.
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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I will not be watching the new dune 3 trailer because I already have my 70mm imax tickets and I don’t want to know anything else, but you guys have fun
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lindsey marie retweeted
i may not agree with what he says, but by god i will defend to the death his right to say it.
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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lol I forgot there was a time they just cycled through the men on the voice
People’s Sexiest Man Alive: 2015: David Beckham 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2017: Blake Shelton 2018: Idris Elba 2019: John Legend 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2021: Paul Rudd 2022: Chris Evans 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2024: John Krasinski 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2026: Noah Wyle
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like if you didn’t realize it was simply a promotional tool after this, I can’t help you. stop giving it any attention, it truly doesn’t mean anything.
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Draymond Green speaks on Yaxel Lendeborg’s upside and development: “He’s definitely getting better each and every day. It’s extremely exciting because there’s so much he don’t know. He don’t know A LOT. I told him last game, if at any point you feel like I’m saying too much to you, you can tell me “not right now I don’t want to hear it” or “I’m good”, because I’m going to try to give you everything I know. And I find myself talking to him the entire game just telling him something different and he can apply it right away. Like you tell him something and he come down the next play and it happens, he applies it right away so that’s special in itself.“
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lindsey marie retweeted
making yourself the princess and your daughter mrs potts is craaaaazy 😭😭
Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃
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lindsey marie retweeted
GABBY AND ZENDAYA IN THE SAME FRAME I JUST FELL TO MY KNEES
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unfortunately the marketing for jlaw’s new haircare brand is already working on me. I’m an easy mark.
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lindsey marie retweeted
Malcolm Gladwell is a fucking fraud and has made a career and millions just spewing bullshit that falls apart if you have a working brain or decide to lightly fact-check him. A phenomenally stupid man and grifter.
I have just published a piece that is very important to me. It's about why so many "progressives" and people on "the left" are lying to us right now about crime, safety, and repression, and what we should be doing instead. equalityalec.substack.com/p/…
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good thing I love my romcoms extremely unethical
Ethical romcom enjoyers hate to see this movie coming but I’m sat here kicking my feet and giggling
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lindsey marie retweeted
I (78 free throws) accidentally committed a hard foul against my opponent (130 free throws) that went uncalled tonight. am I the asshole?
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