@themattweets

Most conversations I have in real life are also no more than 280 characters long.

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Joined June 2013
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Replying to @themattweets
pls stop following me I post not that which you seek
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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“Better not to trust one’s weight to bridges weak enough to burn.”
A Small Fiction@ASmallFiction15h
She considered the box of matches in her palm. It had been easy. A gentle strike, a careful touch, and then flames alone crossed the chasm. Heat and embers, smoke and silence. Better not to trust her weight to bridges weak enough to burn.
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@ios_dev_alb19h
I really miss the old days of iOS development. We used to talk about frameworks, new APIs, third-party libraries, architecture, and how to solve real problems. There was genuine enthusiasm. When someone launched a new app, it felt different. AI made a lot of things easier, but it also took some of that feeling away.
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@twetsfypOct 26
Life before this tweet was posted in 2022
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@sama30 Nov 2022
today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com
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Notice how the childhood friend went away as soon as the wife showed up?
☩ 𝕁𝕄𝕋 ☩
@SecretFire79Oct 25
Some walk with you for a while… Others stay in your sky forever…
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hot people are running shirtless around marina bay again nature is healing
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rewatching this beautiful commercial made me cry. what do you mean the world is trying to replace something as pure and humane as this stunning animation with... AI slop?? 😭
paw@pawcord9 Dec 2025
i’m genuinely in love with this ad a french one? for a SUPERMARKET?? like woah
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Guess my taste in fictional men.
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Rinley@rinley01Oct 24
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Microsoft releases operating system Windows XP.
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really can’t wait to get my own place 😭😭
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
maeve ~
@miaaowingOct 23
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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yammi
@sighyamOct 24
that time I visited a strange museum dedicated to broken relationships after my own breakup and ended up crying while reading the stories behind all the donated items from heartbroken people around the world
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why is every advertiser on here so low rent?
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Today is a mathematical date we won't see again for 78 years. 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² It's called a Pythagorean Triple Day. There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples, but only 12 dates this century satisfy the equation.Today is the last. Next one: March 4, 2105.
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I was here first?
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@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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They should make charging for eSIM transfer illegal. We didn’t have to pay to transfer physical SIM cards
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Microsoft releases a new messenger application for Windows 2000, called Windows Messenger.
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iPhone Duo is here! Excited to have worked on the design of our open/close transition. It’s designed to make the two displays feel like one seamless experience by perceptually bending the focal plane, not the content, so that it feels like opening a window onto a singular view.
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Some people drown while others die of thirst 😭😭
Paul Hudson
@twostrawsOct 23
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Where are all the Duos? Here. And astonishingly they have stock for walk ins, so I bought another one 😂
A table full of iPhone Duos.

ALT A table full of iPhone Duos.

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