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I know someone called SIR EPON who can win the exact opposite of this particular award.😂😭
British-Nigerian rapper Skepta reacts to not being named Sexiest Man Alive yet.
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Death has made us equal. That’s enough.
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Why did Elon name this app X? 😂 Hope it’s not what I’m thinking. 👀 @elonmusk
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Why did Elon name this app X? 😂 Hope it’s not what I’m thinking. 👀 @elonmusk
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Why are you hiding updates from your friends? Are you scared they might be richer than you? 😂 ONJR AIYE
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Hope you know that 2008 Ronaldo was a WINGER?
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Man United fans supporting Messi You are the most shameless set of people I will ever see. If I were God and you asked me for bread, I’d give you FOAM. Ungrateful creatures! After everything CR7 did for your club, you’ll still come online to bant him. E N J R ❤️
🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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Omoooo, I no fit sleep o Hope say no be Suliat heart wey I break in 2012 dey do me like this
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My Yoruba brothers! ❤️ OLOLADE MI ASAKE AND AFOLARIN 🔥 Always representing 🙌🏾 God will keep blessing you and elevating you. SOPE OTILO 🚀
FOLA and Asake jointly lead Nigeria’s Official Singles Chart in 2026 with 5 No. 1 hits each 🇳🇬🔥 — The closest to them has just 2
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When you ask a Messi fan to explain how the owner of 8 Ballon d’Ors doesn’t even have the BEST Ballon d’Or season of all time😂😂
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2008 — GOATED 🐐 No other player has been able to replicate that beastly form, not even at 50% CR7 is MY GOAT. 🐐❤️ I watched him play for Manchester United even though I’m a Chelsea fan Cristiano Ronaldo, you are the most complete footballer to ever live THE GOAT🐐👑
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throwback to this Dj Chicken and Zeeez live, aare wan mad that day 😂😂💔
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The father right now, if the world will allow him.
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The first comment wan kpai me 😂😂😂😂😂
Make una no come dey meet me to remix song, na me go select who I want no be you go choose. ara nkan Fido
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LR5PN1 - 3500 odds TFDZS8 - 1400 odds Gamble responsibly ✅
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I pray it brings one to every single guy’s house. 😂
This heat wave can bring snakes to your house. Here's what you can do to prevent snakes coming to your house.
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Wait, what do you now want Mbappe to do??? EHN EYIN CHINKO ?
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From Ballon d’Or to Ballon d’Beg😭
AN APOLOGY DOESN'T ERASE THE INSULT! When it comes to a nation's history and its national symbols, there is no room for shallow excuses or claims of “poor judgment.” Anyone who profits from the Chinese market must first respect the feelings of the Chinese people.
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Mbappé's comment described a meme superimposing his face on Mao Zedong, whom he called "a Chinese dictator." Mao ruled as a one-party dictator 1949-1976 with no elections, overseeing policies linked to 40-80 million deaths. aljazeera.com/sports/2026/10… history.howstuffworks.com/historical-fig…
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Omo, I never thought it was actually a thing until 3 years ago.”😕
Why is it almost a given that men will die before their wives??
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