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Headers from Ronaldo Perfect hattricks --- 10 goals
Okwudili Career Headers --- 9 goals
Complete player uno💯💯💯🔥🔥
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Over to you @grok, please confirm this post, I want to check something
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The last time Messi scored a hattrick, Tinubu was still in primary 5, Fuel was 20 naira per litre, Dem never born Yamal 😭😭
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Make Una leave Jay Jay Okocha and Obi Mikel for me, na the two of them I wan handle today 🙏💯💯💯😡
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RONALDO REALLY WON THE BOAT AND DECIDED TO CELEBRATE WITH A HAT-TRICK. 😭🐐🛥️
RONALDO FANS, LET’S ROLL OUR BOAT WITH OUR GOAT!
LET MESSI FANS CONTINUE THEIR ARGUMENT UNDER THE WATER. 😂😂😂
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Why did Elon name this app X? 😂
Hope it’s not what I’m thinking. 👀
@elonmusk
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Dear @elonmusk,
I paid for my blue tick, but you people have turned it into a monthly hide-and-seek game.
Sir, I paid for Premium, not a subscription to frustration.😂
Elon, release my blue tick 🫵🏽
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Their whole essence and importance is hinged to a man then later you start hearing them say they are price 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Do you see how a woman will go all out to defend you, no matter what? 😂
Do you now understand why Ayinde is such a nice and kind person?
Ayinde brings provisions, and they will kill goat kinikan. Ayinde taught me how to give people money — ₦100k, ₦200k. Imagine how much Ayinde is giving her😂
A lot of these women no get spec. They just want to be paid as they get laid.
As a man, your hope is never lost until God takes your life. Even your name can open doors after your death. That is how much your value can outlive you
Even if you make it in your 60s or 70s, you can still have the type of woman you couldn’t get in your 20s.
As a responsible man who works his ass off to reach the top, nothing befits your success more than a virgin woman.
I will never understand men who work their asses off to become successful, only to turn around and marry a non-virgin. I dey always shame for una. 😂
“I work with over a 150 men. I and MC Oluomo dated for about a year. People kept saying he was married, of course he was married. That’s the only man I would say ‘of course I did date him as a married man, but he’s Muslim and he has three wives and he’s entitled to four’ even bus conductors have 4 wives as a Muslim”
——-Ehi Ogbebor
Sometimes fanbase rivalry makes us forget just how blessed this generation is to witness Nigerian music conquering the world.
Burna Boy presenting an award at the Ballon d’Or is no small achievement. That’s a Nigerian artist standing on one of football’s biggest global stages.
We can argue about our favourites all day, but history will remember what these artists collectively did for African music.
Give people their flowers while they’re here to receive them. Big respect to the African Giant. Afrobeats keeps winning! ❤️ 🇳🇬
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22 years waiting to win the league, and not one player good enough to enter the top 10.



















