“Threadoor you don’t write threads anymore” 🧵👇 (the finale)

we are one step closer. more fry join us tonight. The Event is happening soon. you are going to want to prepare if all goes well, only 49,949 more needed.

you laugh. “threadoor’s rapidly increasing livestock does not impact me.” soon you will not be laughing. when you finally understand it will be too late

hatch tonight. one step closer to 50,000 clownfish. prepare yourself

i dont think kimchi is tasty. i woudn't eat 50,000 clownfish with kimchi. not sure why everyone is obsessed today

I feed my clownfish 10 times a day to produce 5,000 baby clownfish a month Soon I’ll have 50,000 clownfish. Then you’ll all see.

the problem is i want to learn everything. i want to learn how play music on tesla coils. i want to learn advanced machining and produce spacecraft. i dont have enough time

This bollard protects Walmart aisles. There’s a company that manufactures these. And it’s owner is probably a millionaire Solve boring problems.

This bodycam footage looks like a Call of Duty mission 2 vets stop an active shooter after 2 cops get shot in the face This is INSANE

Just caught my wife playing “Homeless Tycoon” on TikTok Am I going insane?

This is the first post from this account I have disagreed with. Yes, the job market is bad, but this is a clear case of someone utilizing an emerging technology in their current role, and naturally progressing. Today, the same effect is happening with AI. People are learning AI on the job. Their boss is asking them to use AI, or they decide to automate part of their job, or leadership picks a person interested in AI to build some tools. Any time there is a new technology, companies will often look to their internal team before hiring externally. Hiring an AI expert right now would be extremely expensive, as demand is high, but supply is low. Giving a someone on their team extra work & forcing them to learn will take longer, but doesn’t cost anything extra. If the company scales massively, that person becomes the head of their AI department! If that person gets fired, they put their learnings on their CV, and their salary at their next role goes up. So yes, a guy studying physics, with no coding experience, got hired in IT. Thousands of people are learning AI now, with no previous experience, and will work in the AI industry for decades. Thousands will learn the next technology, too. Complaining as if this is a practice of a past era makes no sense. It has happened, is happening, and will continue to happen, forever. You can hate the new technology and be blind to this truth (millions hated computers!) Or adapt, improve, and become more capable. The choice is yours.

Useless technology

I’m glad we spent billions on AI to solve restauraunt reservations, flight booking, and food delivery, something I do maybe once a year

SUCCESS! After an hour of attempting, a pizza is on it’s way to my wife in the ER. Gift card applied successfully!

“The Tesla reveal was a gimmick” “The Tesla reveal was cool” Why not both?

The 90 year old going 30 under watching me overtake in my brand new Roadster:

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK. THE NEW TESLA ROASTER CAN FLY. You’re tailgating someone going 80 in a 70. They brake check you. You FLY over them and accelerate to 170. I hate electric cars, but, Need need need need need need need need need need