clownfish farmer | 750M+ revenue generated for tech startups
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sprinting is going to be so important soon. being able to make far distances without any machinery is the most valuable skill one can have. im not training it even though The Event is happening soon, i feel like i probably should, but it’s too much of a distraction
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We spent $118,712 on flying our team to Portugal last week
Want to join next time?
We’re hiring 20+ people in the next thirty days. If you know anyone... we’ll pay you up to $5K per hire (tag them below).
Come work with a team of Emmy-winners, ex Mr. Beast creatives, and some of the smartest minds on the internet
Open roles:
-> Launch Strategist (Creative Director)
-> Graphic Designer
-> Motion Designer
-> Growth Engineer
-> Content Creator
-> Hype Editor
-> Scriptwriter
We prefer in person, in our NYC office if you're exceptional you can be remote.
Our clients are some the fastest growing tech unicorns in the world:
Higgsfield: $5.4B+
Chainguard: $3.5B+
Slash: $1.4B+
Comment which role you want, and the best thing you’ve built!
threadoor retweeted
Open source is dying.
We raised over $800M to save it.
Chainguard is the world’s first infrastructure that stops cyberattacks before they can start:
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Meet Universal Ads.
The first of its kind TV ads manager that lets you create, run, and scale creatives without any markups or fees.
Just like you would in a social media ads manager.
See how:
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We just killed the 9-5.
Today, FanBasis becomes @Commas: where you make money on the internet.
Here’s how you get paid:
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We raised $136M to kill Slack.
Introducing PromptQL: The first AI version of Slack.
Here’s how it works:
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AI Videos are ALL slop.
AI should be making you a content machine.
Introducing Riverside 2.0, the first AI Producer that creates authentic content while you sleep:
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Introducing Cognee v1.0: a major breakthrough in agentic intelligence.
It is 145% better than Opus 4.8 and GPT 5.5 at long context memory retrieval.
Cognee allows a 100 BILLION token context window 100,000x more than Claude. It's:
- 6.9x cheaper than GPT 5.5 and Opus 4.8
- Cold starts in 350ms & searches in 260ms
Why this matters:
Today agents forget important context, redo tasks, waste tokens, and slow down as workflows get more complex.
Cognee solves this.
It’s not a place to build agents. It connects to the agents you’ve already built, across any platform, and makes them significantly cheaper, faster, and more accurate.
Here's how it works:
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Cognee's website and GitHub do not provide benchmarks or evidence supporting claims of 145% better long-context memory retrieval than GPT-5.5/Opus 4.8, a 100 billion token context window, or 6.9x cheaper costs. cognee.ai github.com/topoteretes/co…
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Every sales and marketing tool now promises AI will improve your results
but they don't tell you how it will cost thousands of dollars and hours of time to onboard
We built a system with @OpenAI for the part everyone hides: onboarding
And today we're giving it away for free
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Minerva is one of the cooler startups ive seen recently that's using AI to augment businesses existing processes
there's a lot of opportunity right now for fast movers to adopt these new tools & outcompete competitors who don't innovate
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AI can now read your customers' minds.
We raised a $20M Series A lead by 8VC & Lingotto to build this.
Introducing Minerva, built in collaboration with OpenAI:
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My company spent $15k renting this restaurant
It’s really nice in here tbh
Jokes on them, I eat like this every night
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Everyone on the company trip is out partying at 3am
@threadoor and i are analyzing MrBeast video structure
We are not the same
