Choose Your Own Adventure

Joined December 2018
Hey bro im fading from existence otherwise im good
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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Made in Paris deluxe tracks are so beautiful
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It’s like the credits rolling/epilogue man it’s…it’s his best work yet
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もにもに #海遊館
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I always say I’ll work on the plane but instead I just get tipsy off the free coffee irish cream
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LIKE DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL
Did anyone else notice how Hokazono started incorporating grain textures after the Seitei Arc began? It adds this eerie, making everything feel so much more horrifying and historically grounded.
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are you going to give it or not
a bug just asked me for $5
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Lowkey all of social media is tv right now
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The white woman tweet kills me so bad I was on one when I tweeted that
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Posting slime in the gloop chat
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Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Tweet of the year
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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but Settings app we're both boys
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playing chess for the first time: so which piece is like incineroar
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Almost added another black hoodie to the collection yesterday but instead I practiced restraint…and had a pho-flavored cocktail wtf
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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