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AZGARD E fit just still burst for you like Harry kane Azgard-2025 😤 #430 #Harrykane
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Those first 3 messages he sent, if you send them to a woman that’s been damaged, I promise you, you’ll either get aired or get “ok” as a reply or they tell you “prove that you’re reasonable in my Opay”. May reasonable people cross paths with reasonable people.
Omo he reasonable gannn oo 💍💕
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#NaijaTwitter #AZGARD AZGARD in LETS TALK (pov)
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MET YOU OUT NOW🇺🇸🇳🇬🔥
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heyyy!
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Oil rice nearly take my life today oo😂
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200l i dey freshers hostel when my sis send me 10k after i never chop for days, network no gree am enter until 12am 😭 na my last energy i use buy 6 rite and big sosa from that b wing shop, as i begin chop i no know when i pass out 😭🤣🤣🤣 my body enter shock as e detect sugar
100 level days brutal gan o, I remember one time bro😭😭 I no chop for two days. I was soaking garri😭😭I was weak as fuck, Naso I call my mama say I no get money. she send me 25k guy tears Dey flow from my eyes I go buy food from cc and I was crying as I Dey chop
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I am about to cast a very important way the female brain operates. “The Female Recency Theory” A woman’s appreciation of a man’s gestures is inversely proportional to how long ago he made them. If you had to choose between starting a business for a woman and giving her gifts randomly over time, go for the latter. Women don’t know how to hold on to the emotional gratification of things you did a long time ago. They’re often more influenced by recent experiences. For instance, if you set up a business for her with ₦3 million in 2020, but from then until 2026, you suddenly became stingy, she might end up resenting you. You’d probably be better off spreading that ₦3 million across six years, consistently doing thoughtful things for her along the way. She’ll love you more for that. This is how 90% of them think.
This was so funny 😂 They say “Men Dey” 😂
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You still wan go pick wife for Church ? Eyaaahh
This was so funny 😂 They say “Men Dey” 😂
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I can’t see this alone 💀💀
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I remember fùcking my bride in the church toilet twenty minutes before we said our vows, and she still walked down the aisle with my cùm inside her. Everyone was outside. Photos. She pulled me into the small toilet behind the vestry, locked it, and said she was shaking and needed me to calm her down the only way that worked. Dress up. Nothing under it. She bent over the sink, looked at me in the mirror, and said, “Quick. And finish inside me. I want to feel you when I say I do.” I pushed into her pùssy in one stroke. She was soaked. She bit her arm so the bridesmaids outside would not hear. I fùcked her deep and short, the sink rattling, her eyes on mine in the glass. She came fast, shaking, clenching around me, whispering my name like a prayer. I càme inside her, buried, because she reached back and held me there. We straightened the dress in silence. She fixed her lipstick. Unlocked the door. Her mother was calling her name.
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A Nigerian pastor walked up to a woman in the US to preach to her. She looked at him and said, “You should be learning about finances and teaching people how to start businesses, not religion."
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so nobody can dress like a dead tinubu for hallelujah challenge?
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Try every possible best not to dìee 😭😭🙏🏼
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peak ragebait.😭😭😂
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I like TikTok,we lie too much on X 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Most times na from Driver you go take sabi how long the traffic go stay One time we dey traffic, driver off motor go meet aboki make e do indomie and egg, I just start dey sleep
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women love sex like crazy and usually have a higher sex drive than men, that’s why god gave them period to rest every month
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plaintain btw, everything go just ripe at once. now wetin I wan use 15 ripe plaintain do ?
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Bro. I Dey usually forget say na Famous Pluto get this song. See as Zaylevelten body the boy
“featuring zaylevelten” means it’s his song now
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