Senior Product Engineer — building digital products for humans • Prev: Microsoft, Interswitch • Let's connect 👋🏼

London, England
Joined November 2020
Mendy saving Aguero's penalty like: #MCICHE
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"Personalisation of the UX will let the user feel closer to the product" The user:
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Everything gets better when you ask questions and act on the answers. From customer experience to pleasuring your partner.
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Na why baba start dey gym and do calisthenics 🤣😭 Heavy lies the head that wears the crown. Nice one mentor, @hackSultan 🫡🫡
After 5 years at the helm, @AdewaleYusuf_ officially steps down as CEO of @AltSchoolAfrica. He hands over to @hackSultan who's working to reshape AltSchool Africa into the edX for Africa. Read more 👉🏽 techpoint.africa/news/adewal…
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Planned sex is so weird sometimes 😭😭
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I want to go but none of my friends want to 😭😭
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This thing just needs to be right twice a day, and I'm golden.
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They are meant to retrospectively deduct the points from each season they breached. What's the point of this now? Just hand Arsenal the trophy.
🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The premier league are set to deduct 70-80 points from Manchester city at the end of the season which will guarantee their relegation to the championship. The premier league committee are still working on the years of transfer ban to issue to man city.
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What is Sweet about Caroline that makes these folks love the song so damn much? 😃 They all just gotta, drop whatever they're doing and pump their fists in the air at that *pom pom pom*
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Indomie is 350???????
This guy no dey ever let brotherhood down 😂
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This is where Araromire was shot, no? Niice.
Kunle Afolayan gave us tour of his house in Lagos
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What ever happened to Blaze Spark, @IfeSobog ...
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Close game! 🙃
London Lions become the first British club to face an NBA team! 🇬🇧🏀
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When using "nor", you must use "neither". Also, you're missing a punctuation before "mehn". People really can neither speak nor type English, mehn.
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Reason number n million why London is the best city in the world.
Oh my days guys!!!! Saw someone standing beside me on the tube just now and thought he looked very familiar. Tapped him gently and asked: “are you by chance…Peter?? “ Him: Yes…. Me: Drury????? Him: “That’s me” Me: 🤯🤯🤯 Me: (looks around check if any other person spotted this absolute legend) Me: Proceeds to have a nice chat about the EPL, LFC, City114, Messi.. Loved his perspectives and energy!! An absolute Legend FR!!🫶
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Bro is real life homelander! 🤣🤣
Ronaldo: "Who is the most famous person you know?" His kids: "Mom." Ronaldo’s face after their answer is too funny 😂 📺 I Am Georgina on Netflix
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Reform clears Reform? Is God not great?
🚨 BREAKING: An internal investigation at Reform UK has found Nigel Farage’s close aides broke no laws over the undercover documentary Farage now intends to “aggressively” sue the journalists
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Prince James 🤴!!
Join us in wishing Bronny James a HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY!
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It took your app 3 days to reach 1M users?
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It's not Barbershop until Ice Cube is in it.
First trailer for the ‘BARBERSHOP’ sequel series. The series follows a man who returns to honor his grandfather’s legacy by running the iconic Calvin’s barbershop. Releasing February 10 on Prime Video.
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I have a phrase for when Claude starts asking me too many follow ups.. "Bro, just do what's best"
What's your "go" phrase for agents once you've hit alignment? Mine is "Make it happen."
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