@townmoron

A man does not crouch in the woods for hours without having a revelation or two.

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Joined April 2009
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Replying to @DreamLeaf5
“And how many statistical maps will this new country have?” “Just one.”
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BREAKING: Sen @lisamurkowski just provided the Landmine with this powerful statement following the @nytimes scathing article on @MaryPeltola’s involvement in the Decoy Dan Sullivan scheme: “While some may try to write this off as just how politics works now, ballot-stacking should have no place in our electoral process. Run and win on your merits: your views, your policy ideas, and your accomplishments. By contrast, recruiting candidates to manipulate the field and influence voting outcomes is simply wrong. Alaskans deserve the honest truth from Mary and her campaign—what has been revealed is a pattern of lies and coverups and a culture of deception that belongs nowhere in our elections or among our elected officials.”
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Legal Phil@Legal_Fil1h
How long until Kalshi allows you to bet on the outcome of this?
Daniel Wallach
@WALLACHLEGAL4h
BREAKING: Utah has filed felony and misdemeanor criminal charges against prediction-market platform Kalshi and two of its top executives, Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara. abc4.com/news/local-news/uta…

Utah files criminal charges against Kalshi for promoting gambling, unlawful activity

Utah has officially brought felony criminal charges against prediction market Kalshi, alleging the company illegally promoted gambling in the state.

abc4.com
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Jonathan Keeperman
@L0m3z7h
Was waiting on official results to make the formal announcement, but no use in waiting on the inevitable. Time to roll up our sleeves boys. We have a lot of work to do.
Vials
@hisbelovedsleep7h
🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING: Jonathan Keeperman Wins Israeli Election Keeperman is reportedly set to become country's next Prime Minister. Further details regarding his incoming administration and cabinet appointments are expected in the coming days. Follow: @HisBelovedSleep
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Randy Barnett
@RandyEBarnett3h
More fake democracy from the Save OurDemocracy crowd.
Ilan Wurman
@ilan_wurman3h
Did Dan Sullivan (the decoy) commit a federal crime? Quite possibly: "No person who is a candidate for Federal office ... shall fraudulently misrepresent himself or any committee or organization under his control as speaking or writing or otherwise acting for or on behalf of any other candidate ... on a matter which is damaging to such other candidate." 52 USC s 30124.
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ZUBY:
@ZubyMusic8h
There's a strange thing that happens online and in real world conversations, where understanding or explaining an idea or phenomenon is interpreted as SUPPORTING it. As a result, people pretend to not understand things, lest they be seen as advocating them.
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Jonathan Keeperman
@L0m3z4h
Imagine the right, but also waging effective lawfare.
Political Polls
@PpollingNumbersOct 26
New - Generic ballot poll - Jewish voters 🔴 Republican 64％ 🔵 Democratic 33％ McLaughlin (B-) - LV - 10/26
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Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze14h
The Arab parties are able to vote? In Israel? An apartheid state? During a genocide?
Peter Baker
@peterbakernyt14h
With 40% of the vote counted in Israel, neither side has a clear and commanding lead, presaging weeks of gridlock, negotiations and uncertainty as parties try to form a governing coalition. Possible kingmakers: the Arab parties. Follow the latest here: nytimes.com/live/2026/10/28/…

Live Updates: No Clear Winner Yet in Israel’s Pivotal Election

Blocs led by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his main challenger, Gadi Eisenkot, were roughly even as vote counting continued on Wednesday. It could take weeks to form the next government.

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Why would people stream this all day, and why would other people watch it?
Lolcow Uncensored
@LCUncens0red13h
Ethan Klein was being pretty nasty to Hila tworde the end of H3 for no real reason 👀🍿
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Mike Solana
@micsolanaOct 28
this is not a small group of people on the left anymore, but a large, dominant faction without whom democrats can’t win elections. and there is no debating them, because they aren’t interested in changing your mind. they just earnestly want you to die.
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Alan Watson
@DietHeartNews11h
Russia has won the war. The Western gambit to use Ukraine as a battering ram to defeat Russia has failed. Trump’s belated shuttle diplomacy is just window dressing to distract from the growing realization that Russia has achieved a historic victory over NATO and its proxy army. NATO’s threat to Russia will no longer be tolerated. Russia has successfully fought off sanctions and the combined forces of NATO, as the Europeans squandered billions supporting Zelensky’s military regime. And Russia has taken back Novorossiya, the four Eastern oblasts that Lenin extrajudicially incorporated into the Ukrainian Soviet Republic. Sooner or later, for the sake of their economies, the Europeans will have to come to terms with Russia and resume normal, mutually beneficial relations. After many years of zero diplomacy, the Finnish and Norwegian leaders initiated a call to Putin - possibly heralding a new era of peace in Europe.
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Hard Pass
@HardPass4Oct 28
How do I short the entire city of Philadelphia?
Mayor Cherelle L. Parker@PhillyMayorOct 27
Philadelphia is preparing to become the first city in the nation to offer this mortgage model, with lower interest rates, no private mortgage insurance, and credit scores as low as 620.
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One single group of Somalis in Minnesota stole more money from taxpayers than the sum total of all Somalis who have ever or will ever come to the United States combined will ever contribute to the economy.
Wet-Tie Man
@tie_wetOct 27
The way that anti-immigration eventually loses is by revealing how much of it is just death cult logic. This constant demand to destroy families, ruin our economy, reject our national identity, and when pressed, their only answer is “because the law says we can, so we should”
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Hey once you sit at a table and negotiate or compromise, how do you ensure that the other side lives up to their end?
Wet-Tie Man
@tie_wet8h
Voting is not a proxy for violence, that’s ridiculous. Both violence and voting are methods for conflict resolution, along with negotiation, compromises, and avoidance, which obviously all women are just as (if not more) capable of doing than men
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Current leftist immigration policy is just a realization that no sum of money sent to Africa will ever fix it. Of course, it requires believing that no amount of Africans brought to America will ever break it.
Upstate Federalist@upstatefederlst23h
Since we've finally moved the goalposts to where they belong, just make the argument that it makes you feel good inside instead of pretending it's some kind of economic boon to the United States.
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Since we've finally moved the goalposts to where they belong, just make the argument that it makes you feel good inside instead of pretending it's some kind of economic boon to the United States.
Wet-Tie Man
@tie_wet23h
The net-benefit that our nation receives from Somali immigration is the knowledge that 200,000 people have been saved from famine and needless suffering. If you cannot understand why this is important, you’re missing an important source of meaning in life and deserve some pity
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The most shocking thing about BWCs is that police departments had to be forced to adopt them, and that police reform advocates were the ones who finally accomplished it. I know it's a tired take, but it's still incredible.
RetrogradeAmnesia@LesChouans17936h
My closest friend - who retired as Chief of a major agency - was a Lieutenant when the body cams were coming in, then in charge of disciplining officers. He worried that every stop would be litigated. Instead it meant far fewer complaints.
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My closest friend - who retired as Chief of a major agency - was a Lieutenant when the body cams were coming in, then in charge of disciplining officers. He worried that every stop would be litigated. Instead it meant far fewer complaints.
Town Moron
@townmoronOct 27
I used to review officer-involved shooting reports generated by a D.A. explaining the decision to exonerate officers, and recall often thinking “I mean, could that *really* be how it went down?” I suspected there may be some fog of war or selective memory or post-hoc justification to give the officer a rational justification and paint the victim in a negative, irrational light. But with the post-2020 adoption of body cams, I now believe it all. There is no behavior too insane for a huge number of suspects when confronted with literally any command by an officer requesting some form of compliance. Even I thought body cams would shine a light on some substantial percentage of clear officer abuse, but it’s clearly negligible, while dangerous and erratic behavior by suspects is widespread. It is impossible to overstate how wrong BLM and reform activists were on this count.
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John Rain
@johnthenoticer15h
In the United States, white people earn significantly more than black people on average. But as soon as you compare blacks and whites with the same IQ, that gap disappears like magic... This is one of the clearest pieces of evidence that systemic racism isn't what's driving the raw overall income disparity between the two groups.
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Prolly not gonna have sex with Jennifer Lawrence after this
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Viva La Tino@vivalatino1712h
Big Ten Tier List @ochocinco
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