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Joined April 2012
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There is rice at home
You’ll reject a boy and suddenly they love their babe and start posting her🀣🀣
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wallahi you cannot miss a day on this app
Gooned to Taiwanese porn instead of Chinese porn out of respect for MbappΓ©.
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do you know anything about witness protection? 🀨
WOMAN FOUND BURIED IN SHALLOW GRAVE, HUSBAND ARRESTED IN KAJIADO Detectives in Isinya, Kajiado County, have arrested a man suspected of murdering his 34-year-old wife, Farida Peter Sangka, and attempting to conceal the crime by burying her body in a shallow grave at their farm in Entarakuet. The discovery followed a report made by Ndayishimiye Deo, a Burundian national employed as a farmhand by the suspect, identified as Shon David Rabassa Kioko The farmhand reported that his employer had murdered his wife before instructing him to help bury her body in a shallow grave. Acting on the report, detectives visited the scene, where they arrested the suspect and the farmhand for further investigation. The scene was secured as detectives initiated the process of recovering the deceased’s body. The body was subsequently exhumed in the presence of a pathologist, Ministry of Health (MOH) officials and police officers to facilitate forensic examination and establish the circumstances surrounding her death. The remains were subsequently transferred to Nairobi Funeral Home for preservation pending a postmortem examination. Meanwhile, Kioko and Deo remain in custody as detectives pursue further investigations to establish the full circumstances surrounding the incident. The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) extends its heartfelt condolences to the family and loved ones of the deceased. The DCI stand in solidarity with them during this difficult time and reaffirms its commitment to ensuring justice is served. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!
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wait /β€’\
Replying to @osoroKE
Chukua pen and paper, write β€œ304”. Flip the page upside down. What do you read?
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i mean, it’s colombia.
Colombia is seemingly having discourse about our new stadium. Some are saying πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ wouldn’t have finished it in 2 years because β€œ2 years is little time for the contractor to steal” Others are saying β€œbut Kenya is poor.” But tbh, the buzz might help w recouping the investment
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i don’t see any gangsters here
π—£π—’π—Ÿπ—œπ—–π—˜ 𝗔𝗣𝗣π—₯π—˜π—›π—˜π—‘π—— π—˜π—œπ—šπ—›π—§ π—¦π—¨π—¦π—£π—˜π—–π—§π—˜π—— π—šπ—”π—‘π—š π— π—˜π— π—•π—˜π—₯𝗦 π—œπ—‘ π—žπ—”π—¦π—”π—₯π—”π—‘π—œ 𝗦𝗨𝗕-𝗖𝗒𝗨𝗑𝗧𝗬 The National Police Service reiterates its unwavering commitment to public safety and security and affirms that gang organisations have no space to operate in any part of the country. In line with this commitment, police officers from Kasarani Sub-County yesterday, 28 October 2026, conducted an intelligence-led operation aimed at dismantling a criminal network that has been terrorising members of the public in the Mirema Springs area of Kasarani Sub-County, following numerous reported cases in which suspected gangs have been using crude weapons to maim and rob members of the public. Acting on the intelligence, officers arrested eight key suspects. The suspects were placed in custody at Kasarani Police Station pending their arraignment in court. Additionally, an assortment of crude weapons recovered during the raid has been secured as exhibits at the same station. We commend the collaboration between our officers and the community in combating these criminal networks. The National Police Service will continue to sustain these targeted operations and urges members of the public to remain vigilant and proactively report any suspicious activities or individuals to the nearest police station. Alternatively, members of the public can share information via emergency services through our toll-free numbers: 999 or 911; #FichuaKwaDCI on 0800 722 203; or WhatsApp on 0709 570 000.
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this girl said I fcked everybody everybody did i fck yall?
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These are the physiques that keep the world running
Men, we don’t like this
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im crying whats the correlation
Niggas be ugly as fuck tryna be religious.
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This is how you raise kids
My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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Replying to @savokicks
Fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuck !!!! Ask her mirema Whitehouse anaishianga kwa nani savo
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Cheated on a woman they admire.
The quoted replies are like Yemen... What'd bro ever do to these women? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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kumbe jana arsenal walichapwa? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @savokicks
Fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuck !!!! Ask her mirema Whitehouse anaishianga kwa nani savo
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Homeboy gets cooked for shit that my oomfs say on a random tuesday
πŸ˜‚Niko sure ni diabz ilipeleka hao vijana hapo juu rasu anakuπŸ’€πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @NafunaOkemwa
He who tickles a mad woman in the night should not act surprise when the mad woman tickles him on a market day.
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Are you not the woman who locked a young man in your house only feeding him pilau and you would put up spaces on this app days on end explaining to us the dirty details?? I need you people to reexamine yourselves honestly and redefine exactly what is important to yall.
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Hapa ukiniwekea 650k only, nakupatia these two giant Fleckvieh dry cows. They are expected to calve in early Dec with a production potential of 35 to 40 litres. Added advantage, they are served with Giraldo semen. Location: @MawaDairyFarm, Karatina. DM or call 0728 069200.
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Replying to @NafunaOkemwa
He who tickles a mad woman in the night should not act surprise when the mad woman tickles him on a market day.
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iyo si catfish πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
This app has many mental cases and I can bet that account ya uyo dem is one of them i wont be surprised she's never met any of those guys
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