Sober
After the beyond
Joined April 2010
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DataRetard (hard r) retweeted
President Trump is the most transformative political leader in American History — and he has single-handedly saved America from those who would destroy it.
It has been the privilege of my lifetime to have served on his team from Day One, and I am honored beyond words to serve as his White House Chief of Staff.
I want to thank the incomparable Susie Wiles for her years of devoted service to the President and the Country, and for her friendship.
The mission now is more clear than ever: Fight with all of our soul to support our President and defend this magnificent Republic.
DataRetard (hard r) retweeted
8 men who identify as women won their races in the midterm elections. It’s actually so over.
DataRetard (hard r) retweeted
.@StephenM: "President Trump took a bullet for you. He bled for you. He faced life in prison for you. And what he needs from you tomorrow is your vote."
ALL PATRIOTS GO.
DataRetard (hard r) retweeted
Voting straight ticket Republican tomorrow is country over party. Do you understand yet?
DataRetard (hard r) retweeted
"they" always prosecute the person and they do it hand in hand with the media. i wish i was wrong. make enough money or become enough of a public "enemy" and you'll find out
DataRetard (hard r) retweeted
The sheer concentration of beautiful women posting themselves on the timeline tonight is putting me at a level of such extreme duress I am wholly unequipped to process it and feel entirely disconnected from any tether to the real world. Breasts and armpits and buttocks and earlobe and upper hamstring and bellybutton and toes and wrists invade my phone screen in a rapid fire clockwork orange torture montage flashbanging my pupils over and over and over again I am not meant to see this I am not meant to even be aware this many attractive seductresses even exist please go away. If my father saw this many SEXNUKE HOOKERSIRENS in his 20s I’d never have been born. Paralysis. Such is the fate of my future children. Nonexistent. I’m going to die flaccid. My screen is filled with delight and yet my thoughts are filled with despair. None of these nipples will ever belong to me. None of these tummys shall I raspberry. My actions have finally caught up to me. My online behavior has reared its ugly head and punished me on the most erotic of evenings. I will never have sex again. The girl reading this. Yup… there goes another egirl who I’ve relentlessly harassed revealing she’s gorgeous and sexually available. If only I hadn’t cultivated such a sinister online presence. Then she’d take my advances seriously. Your costume lays siege to me. What if I found out where you were? What if I located you? Would it really be that bad? It’s just nature running its course. You’re begging! Pagan holiday anyways. You’re a satanist. Enjoy endless hellfire. I cannot believe how many women on this website look like this. That girl who bakes intricate pies is as beautiful as my own mother. What am I doing here man. Well at least the college mixer I’m crashing appears to be winding down at this zillenial burgerchungus telaviv winemom gastropub and I’ll be able to effortlessly swoop in on the scraps and bring a 19 year old dressed as Hasan Pikers electrocuted dog back to my place to watch The Conjuring (I conjure the emotional baggage gifted to me by my ex-fiancée right before we have sex and she leaves). Another shipyard pumpkin ale bartender. And make sure it’s $11. I’m nothing. Horror? You don’t know the definition. Be safe out there tonight. You never know who’s behind the mask
DataRetard (hard r) retweeted
When Democrats get elected, the border gets flooded.
No one understands that better than the murderers, rapists, and drug runners south of our border.
Vote Republican next Tuesday.
'Everybody [is] waiting for the Democrats to win': Another migrant caravan left southern Mexico in October and some migrants we interviewed said they hope for a Democrat victory in the midterms so the U.S. starts shifting away from Trump's immigration policies.
W/@Phase2Deport:
DataRetard (hard r) retweeted
People are talking about why they love Japan. I really enjoy Jpn extreme metal. I'll share some you've likely not heard. Some tremendous bands off the top of my head, and links to fav songs in the replies:
Shadow
Intestine Baalism
Infernal Revulsion
Blunt Force Trauma
Coffins
DataRetard (hard r) retweeted
One of the most powerful images reflecting the Islamification ☪️ of Britain 🇬🇧. I believe this is Bradford.
Only the BT phone box gives it away.
DataRetard (hard r) retweeted
.@POTUS tosses hats to supporters during campaign event at the Lubbock Memorial Civic Center, in Lubbock, TX.
