Philadelphia, PA
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uncle esq retweeted
Was in bed rubbing my feet together w a glass of wine and remembered I have ice cream in the freezer. Omg
uncle esq retweeted
this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront
uncle esq retweeted
the five primal fears:
1. prion disease
2. being on a cruise ship
3. man walking towards you
4. toxic shock from forgotten tampon
5. spider egg sac containing thousands of baby spiders
uncle esq retweeted
People in New York are like my lease ends in three days so I’m gonna go look at an apartment tomorrow
uncle esq retweeted
In a meeting at the office one time, this dude fully repeated something I had said almost word for word, just slightly changed. After he finished, my coworker raised her hand and said, “I don’t have anything to add, but I just wanted to point out he basically repeated exactly what Natalie said like it was his own idea.” Happy Women’s History Month to her.
uncle esq retweeted
I’d really like to see a journalist just flat out ask Trump “what the fuck is wrong with you” at some point even if it doesn’t move the needle in any concrete way.
