𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒

╔═══ ∘◦ 𓆗 ◦∘ ═══╗ 𝙱𝙴𝙶𝚄𝙸𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶! 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝙼𝙴𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶! 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝕊ℕ𝔸𝕂𝔼 𝔾𝕀ℝ𝕃! ╚═══ ∘◦ 𓆗 ◦∘ ═══╝

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

-holding a baguette- what

Huh. Well, erm, yeah. I suppose you’ve got a point. But from recent discoveries over the language, some have the ability despite not being snakes. Once again, not my district so I’m not too inclined to go into all that but still.

{Concerned head tilt.} Erhh, well, erm, you were in the middle of speaking about helping someone and then just started… whizzing out? Sounded like parseltongue but I’m not entirely certain as it’s not my district.

Well, I’m a tad upset I don’t know what you’re saying so I believe it’s a proper response.

I wasn’t being dramatic.

Golden retriever whines.