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Jim

@unknownshoulder

Won a fruit basket in 1989

Joined February 2009
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Reminder of the best moment of any Band Aid.
Jim (@unknownshoulder) profile pictureJim@unknownshoulder3 Dec 2020
Bananarama laughing at Bros is the best Christmas song.
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Me: *caught stealing Stilton from an Italian actor's fridge* MB: That's Monica's Belluccis!
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Norris McWhirter jumping out the hedge dressed as Robespierre singing On A Ragga Tip. What's your favourite wedding day memory?
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Colin Farrell talking with his real voice in costume as The Penguin when wrapping production.
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Chas: "Why did you shoot your dog?" Dave: "Rabid." Chas: "Rabid?" Dave: "Rabid." Chas: "Rabid?" Dave: "Rabid, rabid, rabid, rabid, rabid."
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A Bridge Too Far [1977] 2h 59m Abridged Too Far [1977] 17m
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*puts fried egg in shredder*
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Bring back tumbleweed gifs to confirm you live.
Jim (@unknownshoulder) profile pictureJim@unknownshoulder12 Nov 2024
Which singer shits sweets if you smack his arse hard enough? Frank Piñata
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Which singer shits sweets if you smack his arse hard enough? Frank Piñata
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When you're a kidnapped scientist and the villain is screaming at you to finish the invention. Incredibly stressful and annoying. "I'm doing it!" Selfish.
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Would hardly call Mary Poppins depressing.
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@ATRightMovies31 Oct 2024
What is the most depressing scene ever?
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When you know your crew set you up to win pass the parcel.
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Still have my ticket to that Toni Braxton and Bill Hicks concert that never happened.
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Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.
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If I was a singer I'd call myself Lent then when the announcer asked the crowd to give it up for me they wouldn't know whether to cheer or not cheer for a month or so and Lent would be laughing himself sick at the audience's existential crisis.
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How does Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise like his duck? Shreddered! (Shredded)
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Is blitz-kraken the next pop-gobbling skunk cider? Or is it just drenk? Shassen and Greek Baby reveal all!
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Slap the dog!
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What's a movie that always makes you lick an abacus? Mine's How To Make An American Quilt.
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Last night, dreamt a belt loop broke on my jeans. For lunch I had a cheese sandwich. This cat couldn't slow down even if he wanted to.
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