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Jim

@unknownshoulder

Won a fruit basket in 1989

Joined February 2009
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Colin Farrell talking with his real voice in costume as The Penguin when wrapping production.
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Chas: "Why did you shoot your dog?" Dave: "Rabid." Chas: "Rabid?" Dave: "Rabid." Chas: "Rabid?" Dave: "Rabid, rabid, rabid, rabid, rabid."
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Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase9 Sep 2024
Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.
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“Lettuce” (let us) hope she doesn’t “romaine” (remain) in her seat tomorrow! 53.6K Reposts 892.9K Likes
Liz Truss (@trussliz) profile pictureLiz Truss
@trussliz4 Jul 2024
Just voted. Polls open until 10pm. #VoteConservative
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Brilliant, hadn’t heard this before.
Andrew Dawson (@ADawsonBros) profile pictureAndrew Dawson@ADawsonBros19 Jun 2024
One of the all time great sketches. Written by @tobydavies
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#SherlockHolmesDay 💉
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A Jedi master, a Skywalker and the Doctor walk into their favourite Swiss bar. "Yoda, Leia, Who!"
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░A░N░K░L░E░S░░I░N░ ░B░I░O░G░R░A░P░H░Y░
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[watching the violent and brutal assassination of Julius Caesar] someone should make a salad about this.
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Disneyland is what they call swifts in Scotland.
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When you successfully win a game of solitaire on Windows 98:
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Geoff Capes
Gavin Thomas (@gavinthomas2015) profile pictureGavin Thomas
@gavinthomas201523 Feb 2024
Apparently, if you can see a panda, you're left-brained, and if you can see two turtles swimming, you're right-brained. What do you see?
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Grandad Kenobi talks about his time working for the council
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Bit late to give advice.
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Your Uncle Sméagol after being captured by Gandalf and Aragorn
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Ok, don't panic… If we hold the North and South Pole down simultaneously for eight seconds, it'll automatically restore to factory settings.
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Sorted, top, mad for it etc #Oasis @barneyfarmer
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This keeps making me laugh
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The on-hold music for Waitrose’s customer helpline is just a swan reading share prices to some brioche.
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