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Software dev, Gamer, Code Shinigami! Author of a TOTAL of 1 thesis on BigData 😂 My tweets are mostly sarcastic and have no relation to my unlucky employer!

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined October 2009
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I read this and my mouth was wide open! If na my friend, I would have turned off video and caller her immediately or just removed her from the call if I could! But if na me, as a dude, small embarrassment. As a lady, I feel for her o! Chai! Thats a big big facepalm
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In the world of Finance, mistakes and bad decisions are punished in the bond market. If you take stupid economic decisions like closing borders and borrowing in $ to fund imported PMS subsidies, the markets punish you by raising your borrowing cost. Look at Nigeria v India.
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Like how can you watch this fight and not scream every time that Rasengan lands?!!! This is one of the best EVER anime fights! EVER! Minato is just a demigod!
RENT FREE IN MY HEAD!, minato’s raijin, the way he countered obito, the rasengan, the song .. HOW DO YOU NOT WATCH ANIME?
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God damn!!! This is literal murder! Gotta love PM Ardern and Marin! 😆
Y’all wanna see a dead body?
Nigerian beef stew without pepper?! Fried raw beef? Is this guy cooking a sacrifice to Amadioha??! Please o! No normal Nigerian mother cooks stew like this o! This is a sacrifice to the Esu!
Enjoying my workout at the gym @alteaactive
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Man didnt realize the implication of his tweet till it went public. I would rather take a bullet than tweet this! 🤣
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100 on this. I am lazy to learn hackerrank for an interview when there are other companies who pay better and stress less with the interview process. Since I am also interviewing the company, H-R is already a sign of "maybe I shouldnt work for this company"
I just said no to a job interview because their technical assessment is a hackerrank. I told them that the work I do through my job and side projects does not seem to lend itself to me getting any better at hackerrank, so I don’t think I’m the candidate they’re looking for.
Why not...?!
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"aja John Wick o ni ku mo way l'owo o"! May John Wick's dog not die in our hands! This is a vital prayer! Imagine say John Wick dog just faint in your hand...you go just take plane go heaven before the dog even wake up sef! 🤣🤣
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This is both hilarious and inspiring. Big respect to all the dads who would do anything for their kids, even lie for them. 🙇‍♀️ But a Nigerian mum would reset the daughter after the first lie! 🤣🤣
My tummy hurts from laughing so hard. The way her dad sat without interrupting her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So if Woodley wins, will the Disney princess continue his exhibition fights with MMA fighters? I think Jake Paul is just taking Mayweather's model overboard!
BREAKING — Jake Paul and Tyron Woodley have agreed to a deal for a boxing match, sources tell @MikeCoppinger.
Best Relationship advice I have heard. Nothing else to add!! 🤣🤣
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Wow! very inspiring story
(1/11) “There is a moment I’ll never forget. My mother was teaching a class at our home, and my father hit her in front of the students. It was humiliating..."
Devs watching QA test the product
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Save Uganda by Retweeting As we did for #EndSARS We can do it again #WeAreRemovingADictator #WeAreRemovingADictator
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