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Software dev, Gamer, Code Shinigami! Author of a TOTAL of 1 thesis on BigData 😂 My tweets are mostly sarcastic and have no relation to my unlucky employer!

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined October 2009
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In the world of Finance, mistakes and bad decisions are punished in the bond market. If you take stupid economic decisions like closing borders and borrowing in $ to fund imported PMS subsidies, the markets punish you by raising your borrowing cost. Look at Nigeria v India.
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Save Uganda by Retweeting As we did for #EndSARS We can do it again #WeAreRemovingADictator #WeAreRemovingADictator
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EXCLUSIVE: CNN investigation sheds new light on Nigeria’s anti-brutality protest | @StephanieBusari cnn.it/3lKIS02
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SARS: Nigerian youth, celebrities protest against controversial police unit accused of brutality msn.com/en-us/news/world/sar… #EndSarsNow #EndSARS This affects Nigerian Developers disproportionately as they are likely to be carrying laptops
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Dear @jack, you spent a few days with a group of amazing young people in Nigeria last year. What you didn’t know is that those same people are being killed by SARS. You have a powerful platform and reach. We need you and @Twitter to lend your voices today. #EndSARS
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2020 in a nutshell.
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We love this song so much so we did our version, Please retweet😭🙏 till @RoddyRicch sees this
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A lady can take up a 50K per month Job in Nigeria, stay in that job comfortably for 5 years without asking for a rise. Because she knows she has a support system: family, boyfriend, admirers who'd send her money,buy her things We men don't have such privilege.We are on our own
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As they say, 'Poor Mexico, so far from God and so close to the United States'
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X Æ A-XII 1.0.1 update patch notes: -Changed name from X Æ A-12 to X Æ A-XII Developer commentary: "Looks better tbh" – at Barcelona, Spain
Grimes reveals she and Elon Musk have updated their baby's name. cmplx.co/rv4PP7b
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Toph is probably the most savage character in Avatar: The Last Airbender. nitter.gq/chuuzus/status/1263119…
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Dear @JohnBoyega here is the Yoruba Version you asked for. I hope you enjoy it. 😁🙏🏿
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Quintessential British humour on The Vicar of Dibley
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When Boris Johnson catches me going for my 5th jog
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Nigeria was added to the Trump administration’s controversial visa and travel bans list. @FareedZakaria analyzes whether this is a security measure or a result of Trump’s views on immigration. cnn.it/2SKN5U2
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Just incase you ‘ve a need to optimize your cloud infrastructure or you’re considering migration from on- premise to cloud or running an hybrid environ, I will be offering free services to the first 5 SMEs to send me a dm.
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Been helping people learn #golang for some time now. Turns out the formula i used to learn the language also worked for them. Here are the simple easy to read books. #Thread
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Eritrea has passed a law that requires all men to have at least two wives or go to jail. Time to trace my route Lol
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