@vanasty

Mentally I am still kicking cans on Kattleox Island. live. laugh. larp

 Austin, TX
Joined March 2009
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himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟@bourglor7h
I am a strong capable cockatiel. My flock can count on me, and I can count on my flock. I deserve a big cage, with lots of fresh fruits and vegetables.
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Trashed Panda@RailroadRaccoon23h
White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress
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purehearted Ɐngel beloved by all, except evildoers@ifffydoooOct 27
the world has gotten worse in many ways but at least no one tells you to hop on "dandadan" anymore
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crabboh ii@crabboghOct 26
restore your gold fish dignity
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Misakayy@rustedairOct 25
the funniest thing about people bitching about the japanese being anti-piracy is that at the end of the day they arent any worse about taking it down than amerikan companies. people are really just bitching about them not going "yes please pirate everything we dont mind :)"
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🪷ً@ethereaIisedOct 24
she looks like Big Birds pussy
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@NickiThaQueenOct 23
this was so high fashion of her
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cav empty@cavempty_Oct 24
they took his arms and legs because he couldn’t pay off his gambling debts
또띠@tottia72Oct 24
너무추워졌어 빵구워야혜
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ً@BronzeAgeBWCOct 23
Gotta be some of the best content I’ve seen in months man
Vlad
@VladTheInflatorOct 23
Offering boomers market price for their houses. These boomers literally have no fucking idea how home prices work at all. They got theirs, fuck them kids. Fuck boomers
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Brooklyn Sue II (Tiger Crane)@susandonymOct 22
while you chumps were putting your savings in fiat currency, gold, crypto and other passing fads, I was investing in enduring, recession proof assets
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Phil Clifton@philcliftonOct 21
i’m never deleting this app
Hoodville
@Hoodville_Oct 20
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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Arthur 🀄💿 @ santa anita@rdrismsOct 19
First they came for the immigrants And I did not speak out For I was not an immigrant Then they came for the de minimis exemption And I did not speak out For I was not a scale figure degen Then they came for the Umamusume seiyuu visas Oh wait oh fuck
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ＧＹＡＲＵ🦌 Retro Deer🔜Tokyo@GarouGyaruOct 19
Dogura not knowing the cab was cracked: "Yeah I'll play IIDX for 5 minutes what could go wrong"
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MR. E MONEYBAGGS
@purpvelliOct 19
Replying to @maneater_dgr
why is tekken 6 all of a sudden the bible of japan??
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Sofoets@mosuyanagiOct 8
this is much preferable to just generating some bullshit with ai there was real love put into mark's ass
Nejibama@dragons242Oct 8
Deadass kill your artist dawg
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Varendant@VarendantOct 6
Was looking through Kenichirou Katsura old work after yesterdays news and we really lost an amazing artist RIP. Makes me wish those Viper series games were translated in English.
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@emkenobiSep 23
He can’t even verbally respond. They’re carting around a human vegetable trying to pretend that he’s perfectly functioning. How is this legal and how is the state of Kentucky not demanding for him to be removed from office so they can have an actual competent senator representing them?
Desirée Townsend
@DesireeReportsSep 22
Senator Mitch McConnell returned home after a long day at work. He spent approximately three hours at the Capitol, where he returned to the Senate to vote.
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Noah
@NoahKingJrSep 20
"why do u have a gap in ur resume" idk why do u have a gap in ur staff. worry about that
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NeoGameSpark@NeoGameSparkSep 20
You telling me Kojima and Sony are basically next door neighbors and they FaceTimed that dude to say we quit? Nah them niggas so dirty lol
GNARFIELD 🍣🥃@Nintendont_64Sep 20
This is the funniest thing I've read happen between 2 gaming corporate businesses.
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MaxB
@MegaMaxingSep 20
The funniest part is people thinking Terry Crews being this good at drawing is random. 😭 He had an Art SCHOLARSHIP before a football scholarship, worked as a courtroom sketch artist in Flint, and when NFL teams cut him, he sold portraits to teammates for around $5,000 to help support his family. Acting is not where the talent started. Drawing was paying bills before Hollywood ever knew his name.
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@TheDoctorLogosSep 19
I can't believe Terry Crews draws this good, this is so random lmao
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