Alliances @Crowdstrike 🦅

México
Joined December 2009
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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me
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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos
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Same, girl. Same.
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a toddler grabbing your hand to walk somewhere is one of those things that make you feel good inside no matter what’s going on
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Carlos Alcaraz, historical. #RolandGarros
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I took this screenshot of a random woman's Instagram story years ago, I find myself coming back to it again and again
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is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery
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The lion doesn’t concern himself with Microsoft teams notifications
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Jason Derulo has reportedly fallen down the stairs at the #MetGala.
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My favourite Nietzsche quote of all time
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there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth
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the new pope or whatever idk
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I love when you’re at a concert and the artist says the name of the city you’re in. like hey that’s where I live :)
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Carl Jung hits the "haters" particularly hard.
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"The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood." — Voltaire
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Piastri es ese piloto que no importa quien sea tu fav, te alegras por su victoria si o si.
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Siempre pienso en esto
When our kids are watching Arrested Development we're going to have to explain that $10 was a comically high price for a banana.
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