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I used to carry sugar-free werthers in my pocket to quietly slip to the dvm when he got grumpy. A few months later I noticed when he started to get upset he’d come hover over me and grumble to himself. I’d hand him a candy and he’d wander off.
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“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
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There’s actually something pretty poetic about Harrison Butker losing his job the same week as a hundred of his best friends
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Is Chuck Schumer exciting? No. Does he take risks? Of course not. But do his experience and acumen make him EXACTLY the man democrats need to most effectively wield this unprecedented mandate? Jesus christ, no
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Chuck Schumer is the reason Angie Nixon lost.
Hakeem Jeffries refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani until he had no other choice.These people cannot lead our party for the next two years. Far too much is at stake.WE DEMAND NEW LEADERSHIP. IT IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.
Put the motherfuckers in prison, Barack.
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.
These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first.
We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy.
While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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If you govern like Obama (no punishment for Bush admin war criminals/Wall Street), you get a Trump. If you govern like Biden (no punishment for officials complicit in J6), you get Trump again. UPHOLD THE LAW. QUIT LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
I’m so fucking tired. I hate this job. I’m losing skills and genuinely feel stupider than when I started.
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I can’t believe my fucking eyes and ears. Jeffries just said: “…this is not about revenge, it’s about everyone working together.” He’s already thrown in the fucking towel…that guy has gotta go.
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"Nobody wants to work anymore. Our turnover is at an all-time high."
Did you give raises above 7% inflation so your staff didn't take a pay cut? "No"
Did leadership still take home massive bonuses while freezing employee pay? "Well, yes, but..."
Did you dump double the workload on remaining staff when people quit? "We had to..."
Did you force mandatory return-to-office on people who were thriving at home? "I mean, we..."
Did you slash the training budget and tell everyone to "do more with less"? "Like every company..."
Did you install software to micromanage and spy on remote workers? "We needed to ensure..."
Did you threaten pay cuts for remote staff who moved to lower-cost areas? "We adjusted for cost of living..."
Sounds to me like people still want to work. You've just made it completely unbearable to work for you
