Xelenial. Wife of @responsiblparty

Joined April 2021
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I guess it speaks to Fielder’s genius he’s able to spur these debates, but kind of losing my mind at how few are able to recognize humans are able to build elaborate systems, both institutional and mental, to avoid confronting (both real and perceived) load bearing failure points
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many men say they'd go back in time to kill baby hitler, but only a real man would go back in time to marry hitlers mother and raise baby hitler in a safe and loving environment which will allow him to grow into the best version of himself
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Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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I’m not sure of the claim that *requiring* kids to hug their grandparents or aunties will make them more likely to molested/less likely or able to promptly report abuse but like…it’s probably generally better for adults to be chill about it anyway
I think kids should hug their grandmas but also I think it’s weird for adults to throw fits and guilt kids into hugging them. Yeah hugging grandma is good but kids won’t wanna do it if she’s weird about it you know
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見たことのない飲み方
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truth
If you only knew how far a man would go for a woman he genuinely wants, you’d be disgusted with yourself for all the begging, compromising, and excuses you made just to get the bare minimum. 😭
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Good morning. Still looking for my Frens
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I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right
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this cat doesnt even know how stupid it looks
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tbh the most attractive trait that someone can have is being able to execute and make shit happen fast instead of being a shoulda coulda woulda type of person
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best new song
Angèle feat Caroline Polachek & SebastiAn - "Love Triangle" | 2026
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life is chaos but it's still pretty good
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This is ironic because the submission discussion comes from men who are insecure about not being competent or reliable enough for a woman to naturally defer to without coercion
This is ironic because the submission discussion comes from women who are insecure about giving up control over their lives to their husbands. That’s one of the roots of the entire feminist revolution.
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When someone tries to make fun of me for my big forehead i'm like this must be what it feel like to get made fun of for having huge tits or a gorgeous voluptuous ass
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the best part of having a little baby is seeing them discover the world from scratch. the tink tink tink of your spoon against a glass makes them laugh, because how delightful a sound! a canopy of leaves, beautiful as things are the first time you encounter them
such a precious moment
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fighting with your siblings is like oh you fucking ate my croissant? after I veiled your sins from larger society?
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I mean what did you expect
In 2019, faced with a drought, priests in the Indian city of Bhopal married two frogs to curry favour with the god of rain. Two months later clerics had to divorce the frogs to provide some relief from the continuous rain that had damaged over 9,000 homes.
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i love her
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i think in marriage you should assume the other person’s burden is more difficult than yours and do everything you can to help them. if you’re competing for who has it “harder” you’re ngmi
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you guys let the littlest things piss you off. me too tho
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