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Science, Derby, Proud mother of three cats. Evo of evolvability, digital evolution (she/her). Crypto is a scam. @void_ptr@mastodon.social @voidptr@bsky

Rochester, NY
Joined March 2008
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Them: Oh, what do you do for a living? Me: Haze Figuring.
Replying to @addictedtoigno1
Reminds me of these gems
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We got it perfect, I don't know what y'all are bitching about.
NYT connections editor: i have a fun little idea 🙂 everyone on the internet: i am going to send you anthrax in the mail
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Hey birdsite, I have two (2) invite codes to that other fine sky-colored invite-only place. Slide into my DMs.
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Caution ⚠️wet floor
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Best guess: Twitter tried to do something stupid with their API, they messed it up in a way that will take days, so Elon is doing this new “you can only read 600 posts a day” thing as a cover, and he’ll say “after hearing your feedback, we’ve reversed the policy” when it’s fixed.
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Free pun name for a genetic genealogy company: CrossHeirs
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Oh God, I love Cracker Barrel, then I kept seeing vague stuff on my feed and wondered what they'd done. Phew!
Replying to @oneunderscore__
Cracker Barrel has an online store. You know you need stuff! Buy now, buy often. shop.crackerbarrel.com/ #CrackerBarrel #PrideMonth 🌈
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1. Install Blue Blocker 2. Go to this search results page: nitter.gq/search?q=to%3Aelonmusk… 3: Press F12. Paste this in console: setInterval(() => {window.scrollTo(0, document.body.scrollHeight);}, 1000) 4: Wait for ~2000 users queued 5: Close the tab and go about your day
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“No one is teaching your kids to be gay,” a Florida teacher told the room. “Sometimes, they just are gay. I have math to teach. I literally don’t have time to teach your kids to be gay.” washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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Favorite thing to say to someone through the bathroom door: "Hope everything comes out OK."
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I just want to meet some single crows in my area.
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What do you think of my new catchphrase, @DreadHochuli?
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Hi Ottawa County Commission! 👋 Ingham County Clerk Barb Byrum here. I saw that you will be meeting today to proclaim yourselves a "Constitutional County." 🧵
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Quote-tweet with a sky-pic taken by you.
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That feeling when you discover that one of your favorite authors had released two new books and you didn't know. 💸🤑📚
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