Double bollocks

Newcastle upon Tyne
Joined January 2011
Drury ruining a great moment again. Shut your mouth for 2 seconds man
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Ha Ha! Fuck off Arsenal, you massive cunts
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Dentist waiting room about 95 degrees here 🥵
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Comms just mentioned rubbish blowing across the pitch at stadium of shite 😂
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Cracking result that. Much needed
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Howay United! Happy with that team
Your starting XI locked in for Palace 🔐
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Poll tax riots
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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A great example of why the 140 character limit should be brought back
This is how the movie will play out if Manchester United hire Eddie Howe: -He will struggle to establish a clear tactical identity from the beginning. -The football will be predictable. -The pressing will be inconsistent. -The team will struggle against low blocks. -We will rely heavily on individual brilliance to win games. -Our build-up play will become easy to read. -The defensive structure will remain questionable. -The players will struggle to understand exactly what the team is trying to achieve. -We will win some games, but the performances will fail to convince. -The fans will begin questioning why INEOS appointed him. -We will finish outside the top four. -We will get knocked out of the FA Cup before the latter stages. -The media will start asking whether Howe is really the man to take Manchester United forward. During the transfer window: -He will demand players to suit his preferred style. -INEOS will spend heavily trying to rebuild the squad around his ideas. -Some players will be deemed unsuitable for his system. -We will sell players who could have been useful under a different tactical approach. -New signings will take time to adapt. -The club will spend another transfer window trying to fix problems created by the previous one. -Questions will emerge about whether the recruitment strategy and managerial vision are aligned. When the next season starts: -We will expect improvement, but the same tactical problems will persist. -Opponents will exploit the weaknesses in our pressing and defensive structure. -The team will struggle to control matches against elite opposition. -We will drop points against teams we should be beating. -Our away form will become a major concern. -The players will lose confidence in the system. -The fans will become increasingly frustrated. -The media will question whether Howe has reached his ceiling. -INEOS will face criticism for appointing another manager without a convincing long-term plan. -Pressure will intensify after a poor run of results. -The board will begin considering alternatives. -Results will fail to improve sufficiently. -Eddie Howe will eventually be sacked. And we will start all over again. This is why Eddie Howe is not the ideal man for Manchester United if we want long-term success.
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Vindaloo done. Very nice, but more like a hot madras. Think this curry house you have to go one higher than you want. Naga next time.
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James Maddison understandably got himself injured as he has to present the new series of Masterchef on Monday
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De Zerbi will be flying back down the King’s Road on his electric scooter with a massive smile on his face tonight.
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Should’ve been a straight red that too. Knows exactly what he’s doing
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How the fuck is Palmer not off? That’s a borderline red and should’ve been booked first five mins too. Twat
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Sky has gone off ffs. Piss off rain/wind 🫠
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Mike Hooper would get a game for PSG mind
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Can someone help me set up a GoFundMe for the lad…?
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That rhyme doesn’t work in Geordie. Soz like
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Red card in first game of the bet after 15 mins 😷
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Because he is one?
Why does he dress like a sleazy tramp?
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Jim Royle
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