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Yes i am trans, yes i look like my mother, yes i will fuck your mother

I started stimming with this and my metrosexual roommate told me I sounded too much like a gay guy and I was freaking her out. Do you think she knows?

Saying something so woke you set the trans community forward 10 years

I don't have a preference for cis lesbians, I just think its hot how we both view each other as men.

Upcoming transfem fetish predictions 2027: Resource guarding 2028: Hands 2029: Dying during childbirth

Its not a manic episode, I'm just going beast mode

Bank robber: And who's bank robber's favorite little hostage? Hostage: Me :)

God: Abraham, leave your family and join my emo band

This is just Dandadan every week

Exiled from the jedi order due to my new technique called "force gooning"

President Trump announced that the government is now dedicated to legalizing "femboy" as a socially acceptable identity and convincing men to stop forcing themselves to deny their female socialized behaviors. This will come with a free change of pronouns and 20 dollars.

Me: Do you view me as an apex predator or more of a feable herbivore? Maybe something androgynous like an omnivore? 40 year old who's been pushing this date off for 2 weeks: You ordered the fettuccine alfredo, what do you think Me: *under my breath* fuck

We're calling cis mens penises, princess wands #Woke3

Guys stop making jokes about woke 3 im trying to see all the hole everyone's posting

Its not that I was kicked out of the undertale orgy, they just told me not to come back. Its called noblesse oblige, It's my duty to let the other sans cosplayers have a chance at the toriels.

No no I'm just love bombing for a friend