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percy

@watfle

like cloud final fantasy

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Joined August 2016
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@NetflixAnimeNov 6
As the mysteries deepen, keep up with who's who!
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wind@pacificarchiNov 4
BREAKING: the white house will taxidermy elon musk
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Me after watching Speed Racer (2008) for the billionth time:
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charlie@BUNNlCULAOct 21
are they interested in [jerking off motion] ai safety
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Dressing like an old timey newsboy and shouting "EXTRA, EXTRA!" before reciting my tweets in public
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tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess
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dan if he was written by Vivziepop
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[looking at one of those novelty pens where you flip it upside down and the cartoon lady’s top comes off]: ancient aliens. white people did not have the technology to make this in the 1950’s
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percy@watfleAug 31
Did you know that non-human primates spend about 20% of their lives grooming each other? Which is crazy low compared to humans in discord servers
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a friend of sneed's a friend indeed , a friend of chucks is better
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"it's not gonna pay your rent sis" it will. it will if i tweet good enough.
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percy@watfleSep 27
My admirers will be happy to know I expelled all desire from myself
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percy@watfleJul 10
All I want is NORMAL sex with my NORMAL wife in front of my NORMAL neighbors
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sex should look like this. if it doesn't look like this then it isn't sex.
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@SciFiArchivesOct 4
Joe Petagno's facehugger concept art for Alien (1979)
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wotc announcement: nauctis will feature a new type of pack called the wet pack, when you open a pack and salty water comes out, youve opened the wet pack
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use me like the webkinz milk plushie
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jake@wormpullerOct 3
Taking all my adderall to draft up shitty posts that suck and arent funny
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Should've won just from this line delivery.
Marley🎬🍉 (@BHills_03) profile pictureMarley🎬🍉@BHills_03Oct 3
Just learned that John Goodman has never even been nominated for an Oscar, what kind of fucked up world are we living in
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