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Chris parody Cartwright

@weirdscience

Comms and social media director. Music snob and sports fan (Raptors, Tottenham Hotspur, Blue Jays, AEW). Opinions expressed are my own.

 Toronto
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Joined April 2008
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Just sitting in to keep this thing active and keep this handle
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Don’t forget to vote tomorrow, fellow Trump supporters!
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Eric Hosmer
@TheRealHoz3530 Oct 2024
What a joke❗️ Couple things here, I hope all current/future players take note on how PRO Mookie has handled this whole situation. I also hope you guys start recognizing these type of reporters and stop giving them access and your time if this is what they choose to promote. Give them the 🥾 just like the Pads gave Ken. What a 💩 article #WorldSeries
Jesse Rogers (@JesseRogersESPN) profile pictureJesse Rogers
@JesseRogersESPN30 Oct 2024
Meet Austin Capobianco (middle), the fan that interfered with Mookie. I was talking to him at a local bar when a bunch of other fans asked him to take a pic with him and for his autograph. He was a beaut. Story up soon at ESPN: “If it’s in our area, we’re going to ‘D’ up.”
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Has anyone started tracking private jets to see where Juan Soto is going yet?
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Yeah Ton', it's me — Aaron Judge blew it when it counted, just like we told him. That príck Ohtani owes us even more now.
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bk@_bkuh_31 Oct 2024
Hold my calls, I’m busy
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My week of being a dodgers fan is finally over!!!
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𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ (@Grimezsz) profile picture
𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳
@Grimezsz30 Oct 2024
Wow I actually was not aware Magdalena bay were big grimes fans, I just rly liked the song ❤️ extra honored to have remixed this after learning that Thanks for having me friends ^_^ Xxx
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Yankees fans
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Good Peterborough boy, that Freddie Freeman.
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Yankees will be so scary when they sign Vladdy as a free agent in a years time.
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Android users need to stop reacting to attachments.
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This text message exchange will prove that NYC Mayor Eric Adams and his staff knowingly engaged in bribery and fraud:
Adams Staffer: How much does he owe? Please, let them call me and I will make the payment. Airline Manager: It is very expensive because it is last minute. I am working on a discount Adams Staffer: Okay. Thank you. oh my god. Did you see Eric's hat? Airline Manager: Oh fuck. Ha ha. Adams Staffer: he looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe. Airline Manager: what the hell even is it? Adams Staffer: it's a fedora with safari flaps in the back. Airline Manager: holy shit! He looks so fucking stupid. Talk later. I'll take care of that thing. Adams Staffer: His every step is being watched right now $1,000 or so. Let it be somewhat real. We don’t want them to say he is flying for free. At the moment, the media’s attention is on Eric. Airline Manager: it's done. I talked to Dan. We're good. Adams Staffer: loose ends? Airline Manager: we're all good. About to be way better. Adams Staffer: :) Airline Manager: Did you see Eric's hat? He's still fucking wearing it.

ALT Adams Staffer: How much does he owe? Please, let them call me and I will make the payment. Airline Manager: It is very expensive because it is last minute. I am working on a discount Adams Staffer: Okay. Thank you. oh my god. Did you see Eric's hat? Airline Manager: Oh fuck. Ha ha. Adams Staffer: he looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe. Airline Manager: what the hell even is it? Adams Staffer: it's a fedora with safari flaps in the back. Airline Manager: holy shit! He looks so fucking stupid. Talk later. I'll take care of that thing. Adams Staffer: His every step is being watched right now $1,000 or so. Let it be somewhat real. We don’t want them to say he is flying for free. At the moment, the media’s attention is on Eric. Airline Manager: it's done. I talked to Dan. We're good. Adams Staffer: loose ends? Airline Manager: we're all good. About to be way better. Adams Staffer: :) Airline Manager: Did you see Eric's hat? He's still fucking wearing it.

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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais19 Sep 2024
Having a 50/50 night in honour of Shohei Ohtani. (Drinking nine Labatt 50s and then calling my ex-wife, Linda, 50 times)
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If I ever learn that Costco pay a single penny to the Costco guys I will cancel my membership
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Amber Mac
@ambermac2 Sep 2024
It's the long weekend before the school year starts in most of Canada and you're lying about a new program announced a few months ago that is just about to start when the school year starts. Canadian families deserve better than someone who lies all the time and spreads disinformation for a living. "The federal government will work with provincial, territorial, and Indigenous partners to deliver a National School Food Program, with support beginning as early as the 2024-25 school year." canada.ca/en/employment-soci…
Pierre Poilievre (@PierrePoilievre) profile picturePierre Poilievre
@PierrePoilievre1 Sep 2024
Trudeau's school lunch program costs millions but hasn't fed a single meal. Its purpose is to feed more Liberal bureaucracy and CBC headlines, instead of hungry kids. Justin Trudeau is not worth the cost.
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tv star jon butter@thejonbutter1 Sep 2024
JD Vance every week in a resurfaced interview clip
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Yall, what kind of King would instruct his horses to try and put Humpty Dumpty together again?! 🤦
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Crate 808@Crate80814 Aug 2024
The MF DOOM love is REAL from Khruangbin 🎸🔥🐐
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