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Comms and social media director. Music snob and sports fan (Raptors, Tottenham Hotspur, Blue Jays, AEW). Opinions expressed are my own.

Toronto
Joined April 2008
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What a joke❗️ Couple things here, I hope all current/future players take note on how PRO Mookie has handled this whole situation. I also hope you guys start recognizing these type of reporters and stop giving them access and your time if this is what they choose to promote. Give them the 🥾 just like the Pads gave Ken. What a 💩 article #WorldSeries
Meet Austin Capobianco (middle), the fan that interfered with Mookie. I was talking to him at a local bar when a bunch of other fans asked him to take a pic with him and for his autograph. He was a beaut. Story up soon at ESPN: “If it’s in our area, we’re going to ‘D’ up.”
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Yeah Ton', it's me — Aaron Judge blew it when it counted, just like we told him. That príck Ohtani owes us even more now.
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Hold my calls, I’m busy
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Wow I actually was not aware Magdalena bay were big grimes fans, I just rly liked the song ❤️ extra honored to have remixed this after learning that Thanks for having me friends ^_^ Xxx
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This text message exchange will prove that NYC Mayor Eric Adams and his staff knowingly engaged in bribery and fraud:
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Having a 50/50 night in honour of Shohei Ohtani. (Drinking nine Labatt 50s and then calling my ex-wife, Linda, 50 times)
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It's the long weekend before the school year starts in most of Canada and you're lying about a new program announced a few months ago that is just about to start when the school year starts. Canadian families deserve better than someone who lies all the time and spreads disinformation for a living. "The federal government will work with provincial, territorial, and Indigenous partners to deliver a National School Food Program, with support beginning as early as the 2024-25 school year." canada.ca/en/employment-soci…
Trudeau's school lunch program costs millions but hasn't fed a single meal. Its purpose is to feed more Liberal bureaucracy and CBC headlines, instead of hungry kids. Justin Trudeau is not worth the cost.
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JD Vance every week in a resurfaced interview clip
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The MF DOOM love is REAL from Khruangbin 🎸🔥🐐
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JOB DONE ✅ With 3 wins from 3 matches, we punch our ticket to the Olympic Quarterfinals! #CANWNT #NeverBackDown
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Well this is absolutely cool. Incredible artists @Elisapie and @christibelcourt at the post office.
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Montreal's pedestrian streets - in just three years, there are now 11 of them! - are coveted by the Buisness community and touted by the Tourism Board. No one wants to live in or visit a city that is choked with traffic, causing annoyance, air and noise pollution. But a city rapidly transforming with spaces for walking and linger and cycling? That is a place to go, a place to be. And a much better place to live. Density isn't our problem, Toronto. Cars are our problem. We need more places for people.
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NYC bodegas are undefeated
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Nah but i was extremely bothered and downright livid when i realized that all these years i did not know that Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.
Replying to @Alchemist
Questlove made it known that you weren’t aware Kendrick was going to use your beat for meet the graham’s. Did it bother you that Kendrick did that? Was it okay with you that questlove gave us that information?
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One of the funniest Prince stories is the time he met Matt Damon in 2007 at the London premiere for The Bourne Ultimatum.
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Happy birthday to a legend of the sport, Miguel Cabrera! 🎉 Like and repost for a chance to win an autographed Miggy card.
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Chairman Jeff Shi has reacted to yesterday's defeat and the controversial decision that overshadowed the final moments of the game. Read in full 👇

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Paris is healthier and cleaner than it was five years ago. How? Cyclists now outnumber motorists. A great many anti-motoring measures have been introduced over just two Mayoral terms - such as reducing parking places, and restricting access by SUVs. forbes.com/sites/carltonreid…
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“People who regularly commute by bike nearly halve their cardiac or cancer mortality compared to those who drive; their chances of dying prematurely by any cause drops by 41 per cent.”
Replying to @jen_keesmaat
How is it healthier? Nothing in the article makes that claim.
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