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James Williams retweeted
Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so itâs once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole.
#DeathBlart 2022 is out now!
James Williams retweeted
good morning
here is Potato, a one page RPG about being a halfling and trying to quietly enjoy your potatoes in a world that refuses to leave you alone
James Williams retweeted
Earth Orientation Center announced today that December 2022 will have no #leapsecond.
James Williams retweeted
When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about âworld culturesâ for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldnât know either way.
James Williams retweeted
Non-tech person: âI need to buy a tech. But I donât know about tech! Iâll ask Chris, a tech person!â
Me: âAll tech is bad.â
Non-tech person: đ§
Other tech people: *nods sagely*
James Williams retweeted
Boy itâs been a rough week to be âguy who knows a lot about Disneyâs special tax district in Floridaâ let me tell you.
James Williams retweeted
You, sobbing: You can't just point at everything that contains data in a key value format and call it a database
Me, pointing at JSON: Database
James Williams retweeted
Top things I've learned from chess that I apply to my life:
- never let two bishops team up against you.
- if you can sacrifice your wife to get a good chance at defeating your nemesis once and for all, don't hesitate.
- keep an eye on horses, they are trickier than you think.
James Williams retweeted
ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER: You should do that important but onerous task
DEVIL: No! Ignore it and have fun!
ME: Hm. Okay, compromise: I'll ignore the task, BUT I also won't have any fun
ANGEL: That doesn't--
DEVIL: wtf, dude, no
ME: *scrolls through Twitter for 3 hours*
James Williams retweeted
Some subsections:
- Language Standards and Other Lies
- Would a Loving God Allow Precompiled Headers to Exist?
- #include Considered Harmful
- Templates and How to Hurt Yourself With Them
- "Macro", a Greek Word Meaning "Big Pain"
- Encodings, Another Bad Idea
James Williams retweeted
Think I'll have to write a follow-up to "On Building 30K Debian Packages" titled "So, You Want to Parse C/C++ Source Code". It will consist of 10 pages of me saying "under no circumstances should you do this" in different ways.
