jirmy retweeted
when i was little my dad told me if you dropped a bottle of pop it might explode and in my mind i saw a mushroom cloud and i was so distraught and confused as to how and why someone would create such a beverage
jirmy retweeted
I'm no geopolitical expert, but as a Filipino leftist, I think it's a no-brainer: we must build solidarity with the American and Chinese working classes and help them pressure their governments to stay the fuck out of the Philippines. Our self-determination is non-negotiable.
jirmy retweeted
I’m sorry
Ngl “Chads” are kinda annoying. Not toxic ugly men but the handsome tall guys with a nice jawline and perfect six pack.
They didn’t really develop a personality so like they think sliding into ur DMs is flirting enuf. “Hey” UGH WHAT DO YOU WANT.
They don’t have good flirt game irl either cuz women just throw themselves at him so when you don’t do it they’re actually MEGA boring but still want ur attention.
You think Chad has crazy rizz skills like Leo in Catch Me if You Can? WRONG Nowhere near that level of smooth. 😩😩😩 Wish they were fun like that BUT THEYRE NOT.
They’re like …. really boring UNLESS they are autistic. And even then the autistic ones might still not know how to flirt but still want female validation so they burden you with their presence cuz they expect you to validate them for no reason.
MOST OF THEIR PRESENCE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN AND THEYRE THE WOMAN CUZ THEY FLIRT LIKE SHIT AND ARE USELESS.
my objectively correct revision:
ww2: communist
ww2 podcast/documentary enjoyer: moron (irrelevant)
ww2 pacific theater: wasp nephew
civil war/american revolution: american nationalist
pop whig history (dan treuer/stephen pinker): new democrat
christian dispensationalist: neocon
napoleon: liberal
middle ages: conservative
ancient greece: scientist/homosexual
ancient rome: normal european who goes for walks outside
