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about to try these
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fell
Write a sad story using 1 words.
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Nacho libre should be in the criterion collection
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i wish i were a snowglobe
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never considered Surf Dracula could be a woman maybe i’m not a good person
watched Viy (1967) and I really appreciate the witch girl who surfs high speed through the air on her coffin
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It’s so cool to watch Halloween happen all over the place
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when i was little my dad told me if you dropped a bottle of pop it might explode and in my mind i saw a mushroom cloud and i was so distraught and confused as to how and why someone would create such a beverage
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I'm no geopolitical expert, but as a Filipino leftist, I think it's a no-brainer: we must build solidarity with the American and Chinese working classes and help them pressure their governments to stay the fuck out of the Philippines. Our self-determination is non-negotiable.
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Nothing takes me out of a movie more than when the character goes to the land of Oz
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Stop digging
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When you can't feel one of these in your pocket <<<<<
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My friend in college followed a Twitter account called “EDM Lyrics” that would just tweet like “woahhhhh sometimes I get a good feeling…” and he didn’t get why I thought it was so funny
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I’m sorry
Ngl “Chads” are kinda annoying. Not toxic ugly men but the handsome tall guys with a nice jawline and perfect six pack. They didn’t really develop a personality so like they think sliding into ur DMs is flirting enuf. “Hey” UGH WHAT DO YOU WANT. They don’t have good flirt game irl either cuz women just throw themselves at him so when you don’t do it they’re actually MEGA boring but still want ur attention. You think Chad has crazy rizz skills like Leo in Catch Me if You Can? WRONG Nowhere near that level of smooth. 😩😩😩 Wish they were fun like that BUT THEYRE NOT. They’re like …. really boring UNLESS they are autistic. And even then the autistic ones might still not know how to flirt but still want female validation so they burden you with their presence cuz they expect you to validate them for no reason. MOST OF THEIR PRESENCE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN AND THEYRE THE WOMAN CUZ THEY FLIRT LIKE SHIT AND ARE USELESS.
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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Felt the lightning and waited on the thunder
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I believe men could grow antlers if they really tried but they won’t because they’re too busy putting all their energy into repressing homosexual urges.
This is how deer, elk and other cervids naturally shed their antlers each year to make way for new ones.
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commercials should have nudity
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Did you hear about that shower I took
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Chuds vs Wokes is a distraction from the real culture war
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