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Joined December 2021
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Pretending not to know what people mean has gone too far.
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I am sure if we all Hope hard enough, we can achieve a 100 per cent marginal income tax rate by the end of this parliament. Perhaps also a capital gains tax relief for which no man of woman born may qualify.
Replying to @wool1111
The last Chancellor named Healey managed 98%. This one's only just getting started.
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"No Anakin, your generation is entitled to absolutely nothing. I want my kids and grandkids to pull themselves up by their bootstraps which is why I'm donating all my republic credits to Tusken charities when I die."
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who is john galt
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Who is this nigga Mikka?
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Apparently Bibendum shut last year? Something like the death of an acquaintance from school.
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Koestler's mitteleuropan frustration with the Japanese really is hilarious
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(Japanese frens, I do not necessarily endorse the famous sexpest's views)
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worth it just for this
"Uhhh, so yeah. That happened." as a poem
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Having finally come to poasting a cat pome, I acknowledge it is now time to stop.
guy that can't stop poasting stevie smith pomes
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guy that can't stop poasting stevie smith pomes
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"Anakin, I hear you can make $75k/year being a manager at Panda Express. Decent benefits."
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do please read this
"SIR — Will you join me this Halloween in viewing ‘Image of the Fendahl’? The tipping point between early Fourth Doctor gothic magnificence and later Fourth Doctor cash-strapped silliness" @fin_lay24 & @Summers2theB go tentacle to tentacle👇 thelionandunicorn.com/2026/1…
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Stevie Smith agane:
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Stevie Smith agane:
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more New Frontiers In Mad Marginal Tax Rates
Let’s welcome into the world the UK’s new 53% tax rate, for pensioners earning between £12,570 and £13,037:
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that the boomers at Rolling Stone imagine anyone cares
🚨 Rolling Stone just dropped their Top 10 Greatest Rap Albums of All Time 1. The Notorious B.I.G. – Ready to Die 2. OutKast – Stankonia 3. JAY-Z – The Blueprint 4. Public Enemy – It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back 5. Kendrick Lamar – To Pimp a Butterfly 6. Kanye West – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy 7. Missy Elliott – Miss E... So Addictive 8. Wu-Tang Clan – Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) 9. A Tribe Called Quest – The Low End Theory 10. Lauryn Hill – The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill what surprised you the most about this top 10?
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Very well done to His Majesty's Government for achieving a 66 per cent marginal rate of tax on certain income.
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Impeccable timing
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I was completely brainwashed by the Wind in the Willows to think weasels were evil and thought that for years, but then I met one waiting for a tram in Edinburgh and look how cute they are! Love them now
In Old English, a weasel was called a “weosole.” If this word had survived to today, it’d be “weasel.”
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I would have thought this was excessively cynical and permissive about rent extraction by elected officials two decades ago, now I am not so sure
The most catastrophic British political event of my lifetime was the Expenses Scandal of 2009, which ensured at a stroke that the Conservative Party (which had displayed some interest in serious reform of the State prior to that) would spend its next term in office shackled to a party that clearly loathed the idea of governing and was barely more intellectually coherent than it is now in its degraded Ed Davey Rubber Dinghy Rapids Era; that journalists would be able to snipe away at MPs indefinitely; and that the talent pool for MPs would diminish to people prepared to be paid £85k per annum in return for five years of tabloids publicising them claiming Yorkies on expenses. We lost a decade of politics to this.
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CONCEPT: Country that is as expensive as Switzerland but unlike Switzerland you can’t make any money there
“Swiss prices, Soviet wages” encapsulates a lot of what’s wrong with Britain today. But even other doesn’t really do it justice. At least the Soviets were able to put men in space. We’ve squandered our talent and treasure for nothing.
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