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Xopher

@xopherfoster

Do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?

 Always and forever here
Joined April 2009
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@dril11 Jan 2023
i think men should be allowed to get their dick Professionally Graded like a rare trading card and put a Badge on their profile if its good
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@dril10 Jan 2023
i think if dogs could talk they would have the most racist opinions in the world, stuff that just blows normal human racism out of the water
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It’s not the criticism that bothers you, it’s that they might be right.
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@dril4 Jan 2023
i invented saying "Oh Boy!" when something good happens
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Discipline comes from desire. If you lack discipline, you don’t want it as badly as you think.
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@dril27 Dec 2022
i hate it when i step into the office and my set up is not fully optimized for use with Microsoft Blow Job Simulator 2016
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Watching “It’s A Wonderful Life” and remembering the true meaning of Christmas.
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When we go to holiday parties my wife is personable and fun and I am fat
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projectile vomit implies the existence of hitscan vomit
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@dril18 Nov 2022
HELP ELON!!ELON!! HELP! HELP! POST "DOG COIN"
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ret@rad_milk10 Nov 2022
drug commercial: yeah this medicine is definitely going to give you diarrhea the people in the commercial:
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Nothing changes but the names,Brother HH
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If you voted and it doesn't go your way... remember that you can make far more impact by taking jury duty. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_n…

Jury nullification - Wikipedia

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@dril4 Nov 2022
fellas if your girl isnt losing control of her bowels every time you take her to bed "You are not tapping that thing RIGHT!!!"
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@dril3 Nov 2022
ive invented entire schools of philosophy just to discard them outright. just 1 second of my thoughts would make Plato shit out his panties.
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@dril20 Oct 2022
sad that the guy who raised $10000000 to produce the worlds first non-woke can opener tried escaping in a hot air balloon & hit a power line
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It’s crazy they didn’t teach you anything in school that would be practical as an adult. Like how to do your taxes or how to get hurt by those closest to you.
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"The goal of media is to make every problem, your problem." @naval
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feeling inspired by this poem about turning into a lobster just to spite someone
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