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julie ๐Ÿš’ hose maintenance

@xylodemon

julie. she/they. gen x. deancas and buddie truther. hollanov. venomfucker. brown ajah. fan account. xylodemon @ ao3. 18+

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Joined December 2007
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โญ๏ธ Hammer Price โญ๏ธ - #Buddie fic - 7.1K - humor - codependent weirdos - Buck does the bachelor auction - Eddie goes mildy insane ๐Ÿ”— archiveofourown.org/works/79โ€ฆ
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wildest birthday present i ever got
amy (@deanwnchr) profile pictureamy@deanwnchrNov 5
happy november 5th to all who suffer
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amy@deanwnchrNov 5
happy november 5th to all who suffer
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I would swap every single data center for like 2 Joanne Fabrics and a Toys R Us.
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k (@6kreii) profile picturek@6kreiiNov 5
can i kneel between your legs and rest my head on your thigh while i wait for your attention
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kallie โœด๏ธŽหš๏ฝกโ‹† (@diazettes) profile picture
kallie โœด๏ธŽหš๏ฝกโ‹†@diazettesNov 5
shane visibly using his strength to try to push ilya off to be polite for their first time but cum guzzler 3000 just realized he canโ€™t live without his daily dose of shane hollander semen and said not even the hands of death can pry me off right now
rueโœจ (@shanescervix) profile picturerueโœจ@shanescervixMar 3
One of the hottest scenes to come out of this whole show
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julie ๐Ÿš’ hose maintenance@xylodemonNov 4
hearing about where my fics were, are, could be
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Tam Heated Rivalry Era ~ TZP Squad@Gallavich_4evaNov 4
Ilya tasting himself on Shane ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต
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Bite Me@aaliyahsparrowNov 4
"In This Moment", Ilya Rozanov & Shane Hollander [Connor Storrie & Hudson Williams] from Heated Rivalry Season 1 Nov 2026
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๐’ƒ๐’†๐’“๐’†๐’š@evaesheimNov 4
there's no universe where i'm reading a fic where shane and ilya don't end up together. happy ending or nothing. i'm here for a good time
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the timeline has never been this funny
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Mcr realigned the universe by playing early sunsets and now weโ€™re turning the whole country blue
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they should title a song in mcr5 like this or use it as a lyric
blue ๐Ÿ๐Ÿž #POUNDSAND (@joyridingmv_) profile pictureblue ๐Ÿ๐Ÿž #POUNDSAND@joyridingmv_Nov 4
"the harm is ongoing and defendants plan to do it again" is killing me
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hearing about where my fics were, are, could be
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ray@351hotdogzNov 4
i will pay a white house staffer real money to put on the rains of castamere
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izzy@butchysportsNov 3
happy 6 years to the funniest week on the internet
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steph@hxllanovNov 3
sO YoUโ€™Re GaY sO WhAt
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SASHA@snoopyilyaJun 13
stop making ilyaโ€™s dick less than 9 inches. life nerfed him with bad family and depression, let him keep his big dick ffs
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Reginald
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kiesha (@kiesha9i) profile picturekiesha
@kiesha9iNov 3
Show me your cats with human names. I want to see Paul, Vanessa, Dan, Richard, etc. Your cats named Mochi, Garbage, and Cheeto are wonderful too but this isnโ€™t their moment.
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Aimรฉe | hispanic! at the disco@hihereamiNov 2
estoy llorando de la risa yo cuando soy una IA que quiere fingir ser una persona real: hola me llamo ganesh de la india y soy menor de edad
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