𝐆𝐎 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘‼️

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤYour soul is an appalling dump heap, ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤOverflowing with the most 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable... ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤMangled up in 𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐏 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐒‼️ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ

You sly dog, you almost ragebaited me!

NOBODY'S GOING TO BE YOUR VALENTINE I'M MANIFESTING IT!!

( listening to distant Christmas music ) When will this nightmare END

Five more hours... And I am already spiraling....

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤAnother device delivered, to make all the sweets way too /sour/... ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ( Things will get interesting, I think, over the span of the next hour-- ) #αcσяиgαlα3

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤThat dastardly Grinch... So rotten, so vile! He watched it all happen, with a grotesque hidden smile. ㅤ ㅤ ㅤA chemical concocted, to make THAT dish blazing hot, while when served up with THIS one, it would wither and ( rot )!

ㅤ ㅤ ( Good boy, Max... You'll earn that Christmas bonus yet! ) ㅤ ㅤHe thought to himself smugly, as the unassuming dog trotted around and sabotaged the concessions. ㅤ ㅤLaxatives. Itching powder. Potions of ill effect. All were inserted indiscriminately into food and drink.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ( Keep a hold of yourself, Grinchie... No need to make a scene yet. Just act 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥... ) ㅤ ㅤ ㅤReclining in his chair in a dramatic fashion, before reaching down to scratch his ass. Watching as his plan was set into motion by a four legged culprit...

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ Noticing he was being observed, hands retracting before he could strangulate the bee. Offering a reassuring headpat to deflate suspicion. ㅤ ㅤ ㅤWho was this mysterious hooded figure with a noticeably unmoving smile? Nobody could answer...

( Sitting next to Charmy. Looking over to watch him yap. Considering infanticide. )