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Joined June 2012
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Replying to @DanBilzerian
Ugh man same I hate when that happens and ruins my extravagant playboy philanthropist yacht party
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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The One Piece: Egghead Arc is coming to Netflix January 13!!! 🚨 🏴‍☠️
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One Piece's own legendary pirate Monkey D. Luffy is now officially a part of the 97th Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade full lineup! 🏴‍☠️ Watch his debut in the parade this November 23rd on NBC and Peacock live! Check out macys.com/parade for more info. 🦃🗽 #ThanksLuffy #OnePiece #MacysParade @macys
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Just wanted to warn folks about @colinpthomson. This man defrauded our podcast and others. Thank you all for your support!
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Social media is like looking in the fridge over & over. You know there's nothing good but you check it so many times that eventually you start consuming things you don't even like
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We’re in a recession, say goodbye to your 401’s, A.I. took over all the tech jobs, trucking industry is at all time low, I say two months and the stock market will completely crash 😔
On Friday, the FDIC – the government regulator in charge – took control of Silicon Valley Bank's assets. Over the weekend, it did the same with Signature Bank. Here's what comes next:
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Does this need sponsors?
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“this is just a fill in singer the other one got cancelled so they kicked him out of the band but this song they’re playing is when they had the singer that tried to scam people with macbooks so it’s fine”
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Ganja White Night but wait for the lasers… 🤯
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what the fuck were they smoking in 2011 to make all of these
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I get so hyped when I find a generic product for super cheap that’s more efficient. These new paper towels kick fucking ass 😂
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Wtf is happening @DGDtheband I’m lost here
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Hardly ever get on twitter but here’s why I need to come back, DAMN 😧 @YMHstudios 🤮
Autopsy played two songs then some girl started getting her pussy ate
If Canada buys Elon Musk I am moving to Twitter
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