cowabunga

Galapagos, Ecuador
Joined September 2020
I am long bitcoin puppet
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Eat your favorite foods and you live forever
JUST IN: Scientist behind the biological aging clock reveals vegetable intake showed roughly 3x stronger correlation with epigenetic aging than exercise, a finding so surprising it changed his own diet.
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no one can explain this to you, only you can experience it and realize how true this is
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I was gonna make a stupid post about my wife being mean to me but then I got jump scared by the fucking disembodied hand from SpongeBob Hey @elonmusk what the fuck
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Yall ever heard of this thing called crypto currency?
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Well that’s gonna go terribly
JUST IN: AI executives are turning to religion to teach artificial intelligence right from wrong
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If I lose 80 billion a quarter does that mean people will give me money for free?
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BREAKING: The Pentagon has launched “FORTRESS America,” an initiative ordering major military bases in the continental US to be able to run on their own for at least 90 days. Bases will need to keep power, water, fuel and communications running independently, without relying on outside supply.
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10 years ago a coworker/buddy goes “have you heard of Coinbase” and ever since then I’ve been addicted to CT
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Borger worth it
Young men no longer have any attainable goals to work toward in life. Today’s women are unmarriageable, home prices are exorbitant, wages don’t cover the cost of living, travel destinations are overrun by third-world migrants. Escapism is all that men have left.
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Heavy is the butt that poops
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Uhhhh bitcoin muppets
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That’s enough drinking for this year holy fuck
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jeff retweeted
mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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jeff retweeted
if you really lock in and buy the right coin out of the 100,000 deploys per hour and it doesn't get vamped and you sell the exact top in a 1-3 minute window you can make 2 maybe even 3 thousand dollars
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I thought this dude was dead
BREAKING: Kim Jong Un calls for a "military revolution" as he pushes to build the world's strongest army.
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Kept my Duolingo streak alive drunk as fuck
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