Washed up distance runner working for HOKA ONE ONE; full time beer enthusiast. 2014 & 2016 D3 Cross Country National Champions
Colorado, and it's beautiful
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8 years ago I joined Twitter. My parents found me and I got in trouble for tweeting the word “ass” and had to come home from a high school dance because I was in trouble – at Denver, CO
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The bartender of said bar just put me in charge while she went out to smoke. This might be the most power I’ve ever been entrusted with – at Westminster, CO
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Found a bar with karaoke on fridays and saturdays within walking distance from my apartment. It’s game over, folks – at Westminster, CO
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Zach Plank retweeted
I see Trump is using the Iowa caucus as evidence that Democrats "can't do anything right". Have I mentioned that there's a Tweet For Everything?
Moderator: “Andrew Yang this question is for you: what about your experience makes you more qualified than anyone on the stage to lead a military?”
Andrew Yang: “I believe that we need to give every American $1,000.” – at Westminster, CO
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Breaking: President Trump fires Gordon Sondland, the second impeachment witness to be removed from their post on Friday wapo.st/31BSQHR
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Historians, help me out here. Is @LouDobbs referring to Trump signing the Civil Rights Act of 1964 or his work to pass the Voting Rights Act of 1965?
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This week, government contractors began blowing apart a mountain on protected lands in southern Arizona to make way for the border wall.
The project is expected to last a month. Sacred Native American cultural sites are under threat. theintercept.com/2020/02/06/…
How is this not what the Republicans have been whining about for months? – at Broomfield, CO
Donald Trump appointed a longtime Mar-a-Lago member and handbag designer to be our nation's ambassador to South Africa. Her efforts to fire her deputy and hire her son are a tragic reflection of the nepotism and corruption practiced by Donald Trump and his family every day.
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Pete went on stage, claimed an unearned victory, media ran with it for an entire week leading to an uptick in media coverage, donations & polling numbers for Pete then at the 11th hour when it looks like Sanders actually won, the DNC steps in to delay it even more. Incredible.
“All of the facts are on your side” Trump says. Which is true, he withheld all the facts. – at Broomfield, CO
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SCOOP: Trump's South Africa ambassador, a successful handbag designer, forced out her top career diplomat at the embassy as she tried to elevate her son to a senior embassy post, officials tell me. Part of a trend of Trump envoys pushing out their #2's foreignpolicy.com/2020/02/05…
