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So @katy4congress has spent her entire campaign falsely claiming @TheAKGuy is anti-veteran, only to turn around and get endorsed by arguably the most anti-veteran celebrity of all time.
At this point, she’s openly mocking the intelligence of her own supporters.
It’s absolutely no surprise that @katy4congress would be endorsed by the most anti-veteran celebrity imaginable, Jane Fonda.
There’s only one candidate on the ballot with a plan to help veterans, and it’s not the one campaigning with Hanoi Jane
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I’ve been shitting on Social Security for years now, and every single time, I’m told ad fucking nauseam:
“It’s MY money! I paid into it!”
Really? Then why would we need to raise taxes on everyone else just to give you “your” money?
Because it’s NOT your money. Your money was spent almost as soon as it came in. Today’s workers are paying for yesterday’s retirees.
It’s a massive, government run Ponzi scheme. And now, one of the largest generations in American history is collecting benefits.
In a traditional Ponzi scheme, this is where everything implodes: when there aren’t enough new investors coming in to pay off the old ones.
But there’s one crucial difference.
This one is backed by the federal government.
And when there aren’t enough new people paying into the system, the government has something Bernie Madoff never had:
The power to force the next generation to pay more, at gunpoint.
Exactly like I’ve been saying for years.
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Pvt. Francheska Velez, she was pregnant and one of Hassan’s victims. Her last words were “my baby, my baby!”
Fuck him and fuck you for trying to garner sympathy for that evil monster.
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Negative, we're going to live and we're going to drink beer together and tell our grandkids about the time we both won WW3.
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Dolly was born in East Tennessee and used her success to make it better. So much money from her attractions and fame came into our mountain communities and was put into schools and infrastructure. She made the Imagination Library to help childhood literacy in Appalachia. Every month since our daughter was born, the library has sent her a book with a note from Dolly encouraging her to be proud of where she’s from and to learn the importance of the stories that built us. Her husband passed last year and she spoke of being reunited with him. I’m glad heaven is a little sweeter, and sings a little better for it. Rest in peace to the Queen of Appalachia, Jolene could never.
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On the last day of the 1941 season, Ted Williams was hitting .39955.
Officially, that rounds up to .400.
His manager offered to sit him. He could have walked away as a .400 hitter without lifting a bat.
He played both games of a doubleheader instead.
Understand what was at stake. Hitting .400 is the most romantic number in baseball. It had been done a handful of times and it was already becoming rare.
Williams was 23 years old. If he sat, the record book would say .400 forever.
He refused.
His reasoning, as he told it for the rest of his life, was that he didn't want to be a .400 hitter with a technicality. He wanted to earn it standing in the box.
So on September 28, 1941, in Philadelphia, Ted Williams played a doubleheader against the Athletics with the single most famous batting average in American sports hanging on it.
He went 6 for 8.
He finished the season at .406.
Nobody has hit .400 in a Major League season since. Eighty five years and counting. It has become one of those records people quietly assume will never be broken again.
And here's the part that makes the whole thing even more absurd.
Ted Williams lost nearly five full seasons of his prime to military service in two different wars. He was a Marine fighter pilot in World War II and flew combat missions in Korea, where he crash landed a burning jet.
He still finished with 521 home runs and a career .344 average.
His final at bat, in his last game in 1960 at Fenway Park, he hit a home run. Then he ran the bases, went into the dugout, and never came out to tip his cap.
And when he was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1966, he used his speech to argue that Negro Leagues greats like Satchel Paige and Josh Gibson belonged in Cooperstown too. That was 1966. He didn't have to say that. He said it anyway, and it's cited as one of the reasons the doors eventually opened.
Two games he could have skipped.
Eight at bats he didn't have to take.
Six hits, and the last .400 season anyone has ever had.
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How do these retards not understand the BUSINESSES he owns are worth that. He doesn’t have a fucking billion in his pocket. Mr. Beast is broke after each video he shoots, but his businesses are worth millions.
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"He's on steroids" "He has a personal chef" "His job is to look good" "He doesn't have a day job"
Cope.
Over the past year, Hemsworth probably spent 150 days on set, 10-14 hour days are common. He doesn't get to go home every night. He sleeps in a hotel. Routine is nearly impossible.
You have access to the same food, drugs, time. The only thing you're lacking is will.
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AOC is right. A medical emergency is one thing, but they found a sitting congresswoman in a nursing home a while back. It’s getting ridiculous. We need term limits now.
“I don't even know how this is legal.”
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is questioning how lawmakers can disappear from Congress for months without public explanation after Sen. Mitch McConnell revealed previously undisclosed health issues that kept him away from the Capitol.
AOC says medical emergencies happen, but argues extended absences without transparency have “crossed” a line. @foxnewspolitics
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When I'm President I'll make it legal for you to beat the shit out of nuisance content creators if you catch them in the act.
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Bro please just bomb Iran one more time bro. I swear it’ll open the Strait of Hormuz this time bro. Just one more air campaign bro. We only need to hit like 200 more targets bro. Oil prices will totally go down bro. I promise it’s different this time bro.
