Sometimes I read something - and it’s usually in the New Yorker - and I think. You couldn’t have tortured this out of me.
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the st louis that is in the news for serving that person 21 beers and then they died just happens to be my office’s post-work neighbourhood dive and they are still serving beer…..not to snitch….but colour me confused !
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Jacqueline Tucci retweeted
whenever i see some black bird i think of that tumblr post that's like "if you think you're looking at a raven, it's a crow. if you think you're looking at the biggest bird you've ever seen, it's a raven" and it's never done me wrong
Jacqueline Tucci retweeted
ive been re-reading carrie fisher's books and i forgot bob dylan kept calling her to ask for ideas for names for his new aftershave brand and george harrison was like "sorry about that carrie, when we're on the road for too long bob always goes crazy and tries a normal job"
I get irrationally pissed when I see a really nice Les Paul Jr on market place but the P90 has been swapped for a humbucker. Just buy a Les Paul if you’re boring!
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Jacqueline Tucci retweeted
when ur eating soup and u finish ur bread it’s like ok. what are we even doing here anymore

























