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Loose tobacco in my purse #LooseTobaccoInMyPurse
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Making notes app sheep because I’m still sick
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The bus can sense when you think yourself superior to it and rejects you accordingly . The bus loves me because i am egalitarian and pure of heart
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handjob from a maximalist got u like YEEEEEEEOUCH OUCHIE! OUCH!! it’s turning green!! OWWWW!! #WearingLike14RingsAndTheyreAllFromTheThriftStore
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Can everyone share their results with me please #Curious
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Dune part 3 might get me pregnant
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Okay guys i’m locked the fuck in. May Thyknife is Back
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So it turns out i just needed to up my Wellbutrin dosage
I’m so depressed and I miss my cat and I need to move out
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This would heal me
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Every time my stomach hurts i think i probably deserve it
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If your acne is flaring up a week before halloween they kill you
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Lead us not in to penn station
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Bruhhhh
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It’s so over? WRONG! It Is Just Beginning, Friend.
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I can smell your sad earnestness through your lowercase sentence btw. Stop writing like an abused dog. Take it seriously
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In an effort to view the world with rose tinted romance I failed to realize that 1) the conductor is smoking and 2) I was smelling my own perfume
Encountered the most bewitching fragrance in the wild today… woman on the tram initially smelled like an ashtray but after a few seconds the scent warmed into a sweet vanilla like a fig leaf…. so confusing and beautiful
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I Often Fantasize About Someone Having A Deep Desire To Know Everything About Me
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When U have a Friend
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For the past couple of weeks I haven’t been able to get this notion out of my head
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