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the UK needs to throw a big party for Jonathan Ross, invite all his friends and then just blow it up
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Why is Hunter from All Gas No Breaks' dad writing a memoir??
I want to share a brief update.
My presidential memoir, PROMISE ME, AMERICA, is coming out on November 17th. I hope you'll read it. It covers my years as President. The challenges we faced, the decisions I made, and why I made them. It's about who we are as a nation. What we stand for. And America's role in the world. More than anything, it's about my faith in the American people and the great American experiment in self-governance and democracy.
While writing the book, I was diagnosed with cancer, a disease known all too well to millions of Americans and their families. My doctors continue to be encouraged by how I've responded to treatment. And the prayers and kind words and well wishes from so many of you have meant more to me and Jill and our family than you can ever know.
Some days are better than others. It hasn't stopped me. But sometimes it slows me down. What that means is, unfortunately, I won’t be able to do as many conversations about my book as I’d hoped. However, I’m hopeful the words on the page speak for themselves.
Looking forward, I'm going to keep following what my father told me a long time ago: "Champ, when you get knocked down, get up." It's a good lesson for me. And for America.
We are blessed. America is the most unique nation on earth. Unlike other countries, we're built on an idea. An idea bigger than any ocean. More powerful than any army. Stronger than any tyrant or dictator. That idea? All of us are created equal.
Promise Me, America, we'll never forget it.
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According to the official Wakaliwood instagram, the actor that played Captain Alex in Who Killed Captain Alex died. Rest in peace to a man who played a very unsung role in action movie history, who helped prove that no matter the hardship, filmmaking can be for everyone.
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.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
how it feels leaving the house for the first and only time in the day to fetch a soda i left in my car
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I can't believe no one voted for people who talk like this
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Iran attack, gas prices, open contempt for economic concerns yes but underrated factor of GOP implosion was ICE terror campaigns in major cities. I’ve never seen so many indifferent or apolitical types radicalized so quickly. Pure conspicuous sadism; not remotely sophisticated
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Republicans don't even Anakin post anymore. They just look at you like this.
Talarico is going to drag and drop Joe Rogan into an orca tank and watch him drown like Zoo Tycoon
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