@AlanPaceOut_

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Joined November 2023
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Not seen limbs quite like this since Reading in 2009 #twitterclarets
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The best of Harry Kane in the Premier League! 🔥

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The best of Harry Kane in the Premier League! 🔥

The best of Harry Kane in the Premier League! 🔥

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Harry 🇸🇦 retweeted
Jokes UK 🔞@jokesuk17h
I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said, "I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my arse!" As soon as I did, she screamed... I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
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Who’s your Ballon D’addy
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Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 27
A quick message on what it means to me personally to win the Ballon d’Or!! 🙌🏆
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cunts trapped in an episode of bargain hunt 🤣
leep@leep_snOct 26
There is a lot going on in Holloway’s house…
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Cesar Augusto Londoño
@cesaralo22h
🤴Harry Kane
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krimbo@fuckasparagusOct 26
six seveeeeen
🏳️‍⚧️ Michelle Materazo 🏳️‍⚧️@pk2386Oct 25
Daily reminder that 6.7 MILLION Jews were murderer in the holocaust btw.
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A goal worthy of a Ballon d'Or winner 🏆 #ballondor
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soapy 索菲@soapyhnnhOct 26
having a celebratory go on the harry kane usb-a to usb-c cable tonight wbu
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Indy@hey_IndyOct 26
From the moment he kicked it out of play and then spat on himself I knew it was his destiny to become the Ballon D’or #oneofourown
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Football Away Days
@FBAwayDaysOct 26
A touch of class from Harry Kane wearing his poppy at the ceremony tonight too. Legend. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👏
Football Away Days
@FBAwayDaysOct 26
Harry Kane has won the Ballon D’or!!! Well deserved, get in! 👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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FC Bayern München
@FCBayern18h
And they said he would never win a trophy... 😎🏆
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Bear Necessity@Publandlord87Oct 26
Cufflinks a bit over the top
FC Bayern München
@FCBayernOct 26
So proud 🥺 @HKane
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First goalkeeper to win a Ballon d’Or since Lev Yashin in 1963 👏
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Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Wow. 🏆
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Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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The Footy Feed
@TheFootyFeedOct 26
The only person I’ve seen wearing a poppy at this awards ceremony. For that alone, you deserve the award. Good luck, H! 👏🌺
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george
@StokeyyG2Oct 26
• 73 GOALS. • 8 ASSISTS. • 3 TROPHIES. • WC SEMI-FINAL. • UCL SEMI-FINAL. • BUNDESLIGA GOLDEN BOOT. • EUROPEAN GOLDEN BOOT. HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR.
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Iain Montgomery ❌@iain_montyOct 26
Time for @AlanPaceBFC to step away at this point. Gone from dating the hottest girl in town to being the creep who scares everyone off. #twitterclarets
Ben Jacobs
@JacobsBenOct 26
🚨 BREAKING: Rob Edwards has decided not to pursue the Burnley job following talks. Carlos Corberan did not have an interview today and is holding out for an EPL job, as revealed yesterday. 🤝 @alex_crook
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"Boycott spoons"
S A M M Y Woodhouse
@officialsammyukOct 26
The Manager of Gosport Wetherspoons states its ‘Company policy’ to not allow anyone in with a Remembrance Poppy on as it ‘could be political’. Boycott Wetherspoons.
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